Definition

Not harmful or cancerous, though in medicine it's the word you desperately hope to hear after a biopsy. The pathology report's way of saying 'you lucked out this time.'

Example Usage

The biopsy came back benign, transforming her three weeks of existential dread into tears of relief and an immediate craving for celebratory cake.

Origin

From Latin 'benignus,' meaning 'kind' or 'favorable'

Fun Fact

Even benign tumors can cause serious problems through size or location, proving that 'benign' is relative when something is crushing your brain.

Source: Pathology and oncology terminology

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