ventilator

Definition

The machine that breathes for you when your lungs stage a mutiny. Also the reason everyone tenses up during hospital scenes on TV—its rhythmic 'whoooosh' signals maximum drama.

Example Usage

Critically ill patients with severe respiratory failure are often placed on mechanical ventilators.

Source: Merriam-Webster Medical / Pulmonology Dictionary

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