Benefits Package

Definition

The collection of non-salary perks a company offers to make you forget that the salary itself is underwhelming. It typically includes health insurance you can't afford to use, a 401k match that vests in 2047, and free coffee that tastes like regret.

Example Usage

"The benefits package included unlimited PTO, which in practice means unlimited guilt for taking any PTO at all." - A well-benefited prisoner

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retaliation

The legally prohibited but distressingly common practice of punishing employees who dare to complain about workplace issues, report violations, or otherwise make waves. What starts as someone raising a legitimate concern about safety or discrimination mysteriously transforms into performance reviews that suddenly go south, convenient budget cuts to their department, or being assigned to the office next to the server room. HR departments have entire training modules on how not to do this, which tells you everything about how often it happens.

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attendance

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change management

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victimization

The process of being made into a victim through exploitation, oppression, or discrimination, often systematically and repeatedly. In HR and legal contexts, it refers to someone being treated unfairly or punished for asserting their rights, like reporting harassment and then mysteriously being excluded from meetings. It's the term that acknowledges harm has been done and someone needs to answer for it.

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employment verification

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attrition

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