attributes

Definition

The measurable personality traits that HR departments obsess over when they're pretending to build 'data-driven' teams. These are the supposedly quantifiable characteristics that determine whether you're 'synergistic' enough for the role.

Example Usage

The job posting listed critical attributes like 'self-starter' and 'team player'—code for 'will work unpaid overtime and won't complain.'

Source: Common HR industry terminology

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