veterans

Definition

Professionals who've been around long enough to remember when onboarding meant showing someone the bathroom location. In military contexts, those who've served their country; in corporate contexts, those who've survived enough restructurings to write a memoir. They're the ones who sigh knowingly during meetings when history repeats itself for the third time.

Example Usage

The veterans on the team knew better than to get excited about yet another reorganization initiative.

Source: Common industry terminology

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