regrettable attrition

Definition

When a valued employee quits and management actually regrets losing them, as opposed to the 'thank god they're gone' variety. The kind of departure that triggers panic and exit interview analysis.

Example Usage

Losing Sarah was definitely regrettable attrition—now nobody knows how the database works.

Origin

Distinguished from general attrition in HR analytics during the 2000s

Fun Fact

Companies typically classify only 20-30% of departures as regrettable attrition, suggesting they're secretly relieved about most exits.

Source: Talent retention and workforce analytics terminology

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