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The sexual act of stretching a woman's vagina with a moose antler and watching her masturbate with a Stanley Cup lubed up with maple syrup. Or, the sexual act of performing fellatio using syrup while atop or near a moose. Also the name of a popular Canadian magazine.
Dark sunglasses, as worn by Compton gangsters. 400% UV protection, popularized by Eazy-E.
A residence that attracts freeloaders, drug dealers, and unwanted police attention like moths to a flame—basically a magnet for bad decisions and worse company. It's the house in every neighborhood where nothing good happens after dark (or before dark, for that matter).
An urban denizen who technically has a home but whose eccentric public behavior suggests otherwise. They're the local character who talks to themselves, asks bizarre questions, or engages in inexplicable activities while maintaining just enough normalcy to avoid intervention. Every city block has one.
Spanish for someone who acts shamelessly, without decency or honesty—often paired with "puta" for extra emphasis. It's the perfect word for calling out someone's audaciously disrespectful behavior when English just doesn't capture the level of scandalous boldness.
Someone being disrespectful, rude, or acting like a complete douche, referencing the legendary Mexican mother's disciplinary slipper (chancla). Essentially calling someone so obnoxious they deserve the wrath of an angry abuela's footwear.
The two-letter text message that strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who receives it, signaling either complete apathy or seething rage. This conversational ice cube means your friend either doesn't care about what you just said or is mentally preparing a strongly worded follow-up that will arrive in 3-5 business days.
A rapper who has been taught the following by the music producers, advertisers, and directors. 1. You are from a tough neighborhood. So you must be tough, act hard, and get jewelry to fit your role. 2. You are a gangster. You have been shot. 3. You dont give a f**k. 4.Lets make some money off these suckers out there.
An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you. Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
age, sex, location, race
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
as early as possible
awaiting your comments
Bend over here it comes
child i'd like to f**k
Crime Scene Investigation
got observers - keep it decent
holy f**king s**t batman
in case you didn't know
I don't actually care
in my not so humble opinion
Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud
laughing my face off
laughing my f**kin tits off