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A group of gay boys and one vagina that try and manage fantasy football teams. They tend to whine a lot. All 11 gay boys work for really bad companies. The commissioner is about as funny as Jay Leno, but tries hard to make the other gay boys giggle with jokes.
1) To be obviously lied to. 2) Mindfucked, or tricked. 3) Drunk on no alcohol. 4) Confused at what appears to be obvious and non-controversial. 5) To kill 8 fish within 3 days. 6) NEVER admitting defeat. 7) Going to the "Library" for 9 hours but no one believes you. 8) Overconfidence in inner "thug." 9) Responding to any critique by simply stating "sooners are better," regardless of topic.
Shaily is a girl who believes that snakes should have an opportunity to be a giraffe for even a day. She always wins at bankroll and she stands up against gentrification. She is the sweetest girl in the world with a heart of platinum. She sends the best memes.
Majdi - (n) - "mahjdee"; also known as "maj" Majdi is a name given to super-awesome-guys that drive toyota supra's and are chemists by trade. They are usually about 6'2" and 225 pounds. They can be found in their natural habitat in Montgomery county maryland. They ARE EXTREMELY NOT GAY!! and have NEVER shown any indication of being that. They have been known to speak in rhyme and are extremely funny. Their diet includes Cake, Sugar, Chipotle, and crispy chicken McSandwhiches. They belong to tribes of Arab people from the Middle East who are very needy and require much of this specie's time and effort. They like to dance badly and listen to 311 music. Similar species have been found in different area's of the world. Some say Majdi's resemble Jason Biggs' and Goofy.
When a situation is exceedingly awkward - that neither awkward nor awks is suffient enough.
This is the process of installing extra security or adding even more protection to something which has multiple layers of security already. This also means that it will suffer from the unwanted side effect of attracting even more attention to itself from thieves/hackers/invaders etc. because it will prove to them that this is an even more valuable target than once thought.
when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.
In slang context, means a lie or falsehood ("no cap" means "no lie"), though the original definition hilariously refers to an actual bottle cap. The term has become so prevalent that an entire generation now uses "cap" and "no cap" more frequently than they probably open actual bottles with caps.
super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)
A little man who tends to hang around ksi for views in hope to feature in more albums (new age was fire though)
An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you. Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
A really, really, really, really pasty white skin tone. When someone gets an xbox they invariably spend too much time indoors playing it, and the lack of sunlight they recieve results in a lack of melanin in the skin, turning them albino white. Hilariously, this insult should be applied to people who through no fault of their own cannot develop a dark tan, such as the elderly, ginger-haired folk and computer nerds who should know better.
Denotes a large dome, a big head, or large cabbage. Often used with dickit, amspang, and baygeh.
A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.
1. See hipster. 2. An orange peele. 3. A critically acclaimed indie musician hailing from Cornelius, North Carolina. He enjoys hanging out with his friends. He once thought himself to be a hipster. He writes songs for all occasions, and they tell stories. He has a unique voice. He also eats butterflies and poops rainbows. He has a kangaroo farm in his backyard called the Kanga Rooh Club. He also enjoys swimming and playing in a marching band. The end.
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BlackBerry Messenger
best friends for life
blue screen of death
complete and total waste of time
Counter-Strike: Source
do i look like i give a s**t
don't talk to me loser