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The gradual assassination of a friendship through sheer busyness and neglect—when someone ghosts their entire friend group because work/life took over.
A term of affection for someone who's delightfully weird, goofy, and/or sexually adventurous—acknowledging your partner's freak flag in the most endearing way possible. Equal parts 'I love how weird you are' and 'I want you.'
A portmanteau combining 'beverage' and 'revelation'—that magical alcoholic drink that suddenly grants you profound insights, clarity, or at minimum, entertaining drunken wisdom. Usually regretted in the morning.
A self-proclaimed unofficial holiday designated for giving someone a hug. Basically an excuse to spread physical affection on a specific date because apparently we need a calendar reminder to show people we care.
A harsh criticism of something that started with promise but turned into a complete disaster—a reference to Nintendo's failed console that tried too hard and missed the mark spectacularly. When a project becomes the butt of every joke for all the wrong reasons.
Someone who recklessly mixes random drugs without any regard for consequences or chemistry—the human equivalent of throwing whatever's in the cabinet into a blender and hoping for the best.
An acronym for 'The Land Before Time,' the beloved 1988 animated dinosaur film that traumatized an entire generation with sad moments. A shorthand for nostalgic '80s-'90s childhood references.
The state of being annoyed or bothered by something or someone. Pretty straightforward—your patience meter is running low.
To accept a loss or defeat gracefully. Basically admitting you messed up without making excuses.
A person who seemingly cannot fail regardless of circumstances—someone so competent or lucky that they overcome any obstacle thrown their way.
The art of artificially recreating the aesthetic of bygone eras—especially dead technology—by slapping on some grain filters and vinyl crackle to convince yourself you're living in the past. It's nostalgia for times you didn't actually experience, served with a side of irony you're not quite sure about.
A person of questionable mental faculties, the sort who shows up to a chess match with a crayon. It's usually used with affection by people who are fully aware that they are, in fact, rumps too.
A Halo 1v1 match with a drinking penalty: every death means a swig, and a 5-0 shutout forces the loser to finish his beer. Friends can pick a champion to represent them, and that proxy takes the hit when they die. It's a gloriously efficient way to turn a multiplayer match into a liver audit.
A person who exploits your friendship for personal gain (money, status, clout) while offering nothing genuine in return—basically a human parasite wearing a friendship costume.
A Marvel character whose comedic power level is absurdly disproportionate to her ridiculous premise, beloved by fans specifically because Marvel doesn't take her seriously but the narrative somehow does anyway.
That devastating moment when your go-to hookup suddenly becomes unavailable and you're left high and dry without a booty call to fall back on. It's a crisis of convenience.
To secretly edit someone else's post without their knowledge, named after Reddit CEO Steve Huffman who admitted to modifying user posts on r/the_donald. It's become synonymous with administrative abuse of power in online communities.
A dramatic self-improvement, usually physical, that makes your old middle school photos embarrassing. It's character development with better lighting.
Lucky Lager beer—a budget-friendly brew that's either your favorite guilty pleasure or proof that college changed your taste buds permanently.
Your chaotic squad of comedy legends—the crew that does TikTok dances unironically, roasts your teachers mercilessly, and can handle being the punchline themselves without getting mad.
To invite yourself along on someone else's plans without being asked—the social equivalent of showing up to a party you weren't invited to and pretending it's fine.
A clubber who's gone so hard they've transcended human decency—think 28-hour bender across four venues with enough jaw clenching to grind diamonds, yet they *still* refuse to call it a night. A cautionary tale wrapped in sweat and regret.
A euphemism coined by celebrities and self-help gurus to describe being single while making it sound intentional and spiritually evolved. Basically, a fancy way of saying "I'm alone by choice (or circumstance, same difference)."
To communicate via text using excessive capitalization, special characters, and emoji chaos to convey emphasis and emotion. A linguistic phenomenon where typing rules are abandoned in favor of pure expressive chaos.