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The exhausted, unimpressed face emoticon—a wordless response to something so cringe or stupid that verbal reaction feels like too much effort.
A generic term for your standard-issue douchebag—the kind of guy whose personality is basically bro energy and poor life choices.
The ethereal membrane theoretically surrounding a fart—a hilariously absurd way to describe the invisible barrier between you and olfactory chaos. Mostly used for comedic effect rather than actual science.
Short for 'Out of Control'—when someone's acting absolutely wild or going way too hard when the situation clearly doesn't call for that level of chaos.
To smoke a joint or take a hit during work hours—named after someone who apparently made work breaks way more interesting, one dubious decision at a time.
A delightfully absurd goodbye phrase that's somehow more memorable than a regular 'see ya later'—mixing retro vibes with inexplicable poultry references.
When a once-legendary filmmaker lets success inflate their ego so much they turn their own franchises into garbage disposals and release critically-panned originals—named after George Lucas's descent from Star Wars visionary to Indiana Jones/Red Tails disaster architect. It's the cinematic equivalent of winning the lottery and setting it on fire.
Being completely emotionally controlled by someone romantically unavailable—all the desperation, zero of the actual benefits (if you catch the drift). It's the saddest middle ground between simping and actually landing your person.
A family budgeting strategy where one randomly selected household member gets to skip lunch while everyone else eats—a ruthless yet resourceful way to cut grocery costs. It's basically Russian roulette but with sandwiches and way less dramatic.
The desperate state of being completely out of a substance (typically cannabis) and resorting to scraping the residue from smoking devices to get by. It's the stoner equivalent of hitting rock bottom.
In Halo gaming lingo, a deceptive acronym standing for 'Can Of Worms'—Bungie's cheeky name for Hunters, who are actually five parasitic worm-like creatures piloting a suit in perfect sync. Fighting them is about as fun as opening an actual can of worms.
A top-five ranking (could be good or bad) expressed in abbreviated form; the tone of voice determines whether it's praise or criticism. Think 'that's in my top five best/worst things' but said way faster.
A versatile insult covering anything from gross and unsightly substances to tragically outdated fashion choices; can also be mashed with someone's name as a playful nickname. It's the Swiss Army knife of mild mockery.
A humorous internet principle suggesting that tragic or dark events become socially acceptable to joke about after approximately 22.3 years have passed. It's a satirical commentary on how time supposedly makes tragedies 'fair game' for comedy.
A bar so overrun with men and so critically short on women that it feels like a sausage-fest disaster. The gender ratio is so skewed it's basically a literal wave of dudes.
An informal descriptor meaning very musical or skilled at making music. Probably a made-up term used among friends to compliment someone's musical talent.
Something so aggressively tacky and kitschy that it circles back around to being genuinely cool and charming. Peak ironic cool masquerading as bad taste.
A non-committal filler response deployed when you know the answer but don't want to admit it, don't know the answer but won't say so, or simply want to annoy someone. Maximum ambiguity, minimum effort.
Slang popularized by Dr. Dre meaning you're down for whatever, free, and ready to hang out with zero commitments. It's the verbal equivalent of shrugging and saying 'I'm game for literally anything.'
Content that meets the social media threshold for being share-able—whether that's a funny photo, juicy link, or scandalous screenshot worth clogging up everyone's feed.
An acronym for 'Down For Whatever,' popularized by Ice Cube, meaning you're willing to participate in almost any activity or adventure without hesitation.
A peculiar dare or challenge involving sprinting 100+ meters barefoot through snow, combining maximum discomfort with maximum bragging rights if you actually survive it.
The telltale circular mark left on your car windshield by a suction cup GPS mount—basically a neon sign advertising to thieves that you once had something worth stealing.
A chronically unmotivated parasite who lives rent-free with mom, can't maintain employment, and survives by mooching off anyone foolish enough to engage with them.