Definition

A humorous insult for someone acting like an idiot or behaving foolishly—possibly with an inexplicable love of Christmas. Basically a made-up word that's perfect for calling out ridiculous behavior without being too harsh.

Example Usage

Stop being a kloonch, Derek—you left your keys in the car again!

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kloonch&defid=16860647)

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