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Internet slang identifying someone who is bisexual but has a clear preference toward one gender; basically letting the world know 'I like multiple genders, but mostly this one.'
A dangerous recreational combo: bong hit, two shots of Four Loko, exhale, then spend the next hour convinced you've achieved sentience in a whole new dimension.
Grandmother (dad's side) via toddler pronunciation—what happens when a kid can't quite say 'grandma' but the family finds it so cute they just keep it forever.
The euphemistic name for late-night adult anime programming blocks on Cartoon Network—a cozy window for 'artistic' content before the watershed.
When someone commits to 80% confidence about showing up to an event then mysteriously vanishes on the actual day—leaving you with a vacant seat and buyer's remorse.
A deliberately geeky variation of 'crunk' or 'crunkizzle' that swaps cool points for ironic nerd credibility—elite internet speak for the programmer set.
A relationship that blooms explosively with intensity, then withers away just as quickly when circumstances shift; you're inseparable at first, then suddenly have nothing to say. Beautiful while it lasts, but fundamentally ephemeral.
An older woman of modest financial means who radiates bitterness toward you and everyone around you while pretending to be wealthier and more important than she actually is—basically the anti-sugar mama.
The regrettable streaks and residue left in the toilet after a particularly aggressive bowel movement—a bathroom reality nobody wants to discuss but everyone secretly knows.
Internet acronym for 'jiggling my butt cheeks'—deployed in online conversations as absurdist humor, whether expressing mock enthusiasm or pure nonsensical fun.
A playful way to say you're crying so hard the tears are streaming down your face—because apparently we needed a poetic euphemism for emotional breakdown.
That absolutely incompetent person at the gas pump who can't figure out how the pump works, blocks your access while asking for help, and somehow thinks you're their personal tech support—the human embodiment of bad timing.
A wild, alcohol-fueled party (usually a wedding) with so much casual hookup activity that multiple couples announce pregnancies nine months later—essentially an accidental fertility festival.
A celebratory phrase and identity marker for New Zealanders (Kiwis) to claim their superiority and unique cultural pride, usually delivered with unironic confidence and a hint of good-natured superiority complex.
A young person from rural southern America, characterized by rural culture, regional accent, and country-lifestyle aesthetics. It's a gentle ribbing of redneck stereotypes that's become internet shorthand for that specific vibe.
To become extremely upset, excited, or angry in the most unhinged way possible—basically the profanity-enhanced version of 'flipping out.' When something is SO dramatic that normal emotional reactions simply won't suffice, you flip a shit. It's what you do when you're genuinely coming unglued.
When 'beautiful' and 'cute' separately just don't cover it—a person so attractive they need their own superlative descriptor. A portmanteau that describes what no single word can.
The lazy linguistic combo of 'awesome' and 'amazing'—when one superlative just won't cut it and you mash them together like a verbal energy drink.
A brutally cold weather event that's especially fatal to elderly and vulnerable populations—nature's dark reminder that not everyone survives winter.
Abbreviation for 'Hollah Where Duh Bollah'—slang for someone who looks fresh, sharp, and attractive, with undeniable swagger and style.
A derogatory term for someone who's acting foolish, annoying, or stupid—a playground-grade insult that somehow remains effective well into adulthood.
The prison-issued shoes handed to inmates in New Jersey facilities—a darkly humorous reference to former Governor Jon Corzine. Basically the opposite of a sneaker flex.
Shorthand for 'fine dark skin'—a casual, colloquial way to compliment someone's appearance. More of a street observation than formal terminology.
An attitude of zen acceptance toward chaos; rolling with life's absurd punches and embracing an 'it is what it is' vibe instead of losing your mind.