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Hipster gossip—the kind of juicy rumors and social drama that circulate through indie coffee shops and vintage clothing stores at the speed of social media.
A person who's so wedded to their own opinions that they refuse to listen to any other perspective—basically someone whose mind is a locked door and they threw away the key.
The most sacred vow in the human contract—a pinky promise supersedes all other loopholes like crossed fingers and is allegedly binding by cosmic law.
An uncontrollable bout of talking just to hear yourself speak, usually at maximum volume and with zero self-awareness. Think of it as verbal diarrhea masquerading as conversation.
An adjective describing someone displaying spectacular cluelessness or endearing stupidity—that uniquely punchable expression of someone who has no idea what's going on.
The ability to excel at traditionally masculine activities—whether it's fixing cars, grilling, or any skill stereotypically considered 'guy stuff.' Pure guynastic excellence.
Someone with an intense, almost obsessive love for games and puzzles—the kind of person who gets genuinely excited about board game night and probably owns a collection larger than some people's furniture.
A person who is both from an underprivileged urban neighborhood and openly gay—combining geographic and sexual identity descriptors to denote someone's dual cultural positioning.
The disorienting vortex of clicking related videos on YouTube where you lose all sense of time and end up somewhere completely unexpected—starting with cute cats and ending with obscure conspiracy documentaries three hours later.
The insufferable fusion of ego and false expertise where someone confidently opines on topics they barely understand. It's overconfidence masquerading as knowledge, usually from someone who Googled it five minutes ago.
A Warhammer 40K slur that the Eldar use for humans and other races they consider inferior—basically the grimdark sci-fi equivalent of calling someone a primitive pest. It's got lore behind it (something about ancient enslaver beasts), but nerds mostly use it ironically when dunking on other factions in 40K debates.
An idiom describing when someone (typically online) works themselves into an irrational rage over a hypothetical situation or minor grievance that they've completely invented. It's the digital equivalent of getting mad at a thought experiment.
To be absurdly frugal or cheap, to the point of being miserly about even small amounts of money. If someone's "two-sixing" you, they're nickel-and-diming every transaction.
A signature fireball attack from Street Fighter executed by Ryu and Ken—now used as a verb or exclamation in gaming culture to describe unleashing a powerful move or calling out spam tactics. Originated from Japanese martial arts fighting games.
Lighthearted mischief that walks the line between harmless fun and technically-maybe-illegal, like sneaking into restricted areas for thrills rather than profit. The petty rebellion that sounds cooler in stories than it actually is.
Receiving multiple phone calls or messages in rapid succession, typically implying someone is trying to reach you urgently.
An acronym for 'Windows Down 55 mph'—the free air conditioning hack favored by drivers of older cars without functional AC systems. Roll down all the windows and drive fast; problem solved.
A humorous term for an extremely remote, rural location so isolated that it barely registers on maps and has virtually no population. Named after the principle that it's located east of absolute nowhere, accessible only through hours of driving through desolate countryside.
To verbally berate, scold, or severely reprimand someone for their actions or behavior. A heated dressing-down delivered with considerable volume and displeasure.
An internet shorthand notation meaning 'insert sarcasm here'—a pre-emoji way to clarify that your tone-deaf text comment was obviously ironic and shouldn't be taken literally. Basically a tone indicator before tone indicators were cool.
A petite girl sporting the early-2000s emo/scene aesthetic: impossibly tight skinny jeans, colorful eyeshadow in clashing shades, and often accessorized with quirky cartoon backpacks. Peak MySpace energy in human form.
Someone whose brain operates on a delay—like a fluorescent bulb that takes a few seconds to illuminate, they're chronically slow to understand jokes, instructions, or basically anything.
The act of arguing with your girlfriend while having absolutely no idea what you're talking about, thus guaranteeing you'll lose—a linguistic failure wrapped in relationship chaos.
A euphemism for being intoxicated or high, typically after consuming cannabis. The preferred term for those who want to discuss their altered state without being obvious.