No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
Shake My Head Side To Side
stick your d**k in me
you hardly ever make sense
what can you tell me
what the f**k are you
what would jesus do?
Watch Your Language Young Man
The fine art of fixing or building something using only materials found in a garage, gas station, or tackle box—typically involving duct tape, WD-40, zip ties, and questionable engineering. It's the DIY solution that makes actual engineers weep but somehow holds together for years.
When you have to leave, it's time to go, which may be abbreviated as "t2go," which is an abbreviation for "time to go." Most people use it when texting or messaging online.
You may see VP in various places, including news articles, forums, and social sites. The position is typically the second most powerful position in a business or government and is usually first in line to replace the president in case he or she becomes incapacitated.
Someone who sends you YSW (yeah sure whatever) disagrees with you or does not care about the topic you're discussing. While the first two words of this acronym sound quite positive, that final "whatever" lends it its distinctive dismissive connotation.
A spinning and shooting move in Call of Duty in which the player turns 360 degrees and kills another player with a sniper rifle or bolt action rifle without using the scope zoom feature.
A term that originates from John Travolta mispronouncing names.
Although TWHS is uncommon, people often use it online (when messaging or emailing) or when texting. Some related acronyms include the more commonTWSSand less commonTWIS.
The best gamer in the World. He wins all the games and is always the best. He also gets all the girls and has a big dick. He is very smart and handsome. Every one wants to be on his team in all games. He clips everyone no matter who.
a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
The mysteriously synchronized time when herds of animals all decide to defecate simultaneously, as if responding to some invisible biological alarm clock. A phenomenon familiar to anyone who works with livestock or has multiple pets.
The art of disappearing into your dwelling like a naked mole rat burrowing underground, avoiding all human contact for extended periods. It's hermit behavior with a rodent twist—when your friends haven't seen you in days and you're living that subterranean lifestyle from the comfort of your bedroom.
A completely complicated and confusing cell phone plan offered by T-mobile typically offered to african-americans due to their general lack of credit worthiness. Instead of having a normal account, Flexpay customers are not ecomonically viable; therefore, these accounts come with outsourced customer support, fees for paying monthly bills with cash, and instantaneous suspension of service when account is not paid by due date.
Best friends forever
don't worry, be happy
Falling Off Chair Laughing.
go f**k a dead horse
get the f**k back to work