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The invisible energy or vibe a person radiates, now quantified by Gen-Z as if it were a video game stat. You can gain or lose 'aura points' based on your actions. Tripping in public? Minus 500 aura. Perfect comeback? Plus 1000 aura. Life is now scored.
A sudden, visceral feeling of disgust or repulsion toward someone you were previously attracted to, triggered by something small and often irrational. They chewed too loud? Ick. They ran weird? Ick. They used the wrong 'your'? Terminal ick. No recovery.
A directive to go outside and interact with the physical world, usually aimed at someone who has been online too long and has lost perspective on reality. It's the modern 'go play outside' but delivered with the urgency of a medical prescription.
An unexpected detour or task that wasn't part of your original plan, borrowed from video game terminology. Going to the store for milk and coming home with a plant, three candles, and a new hobby? That's a side quest. Life is just main quests you ignore for side quests.
An ultra-casual abbreviation of "hello" for people who find removing three entire letters to be peak efficiency. Born from the texting era when every character saved was a victory, though now it's just a quirky affectation. Typically used ironically or by people who think being extremely informal is a personality trait.
When something feels uniquely special or affects you more intensely than usual, often due to context or timing. Water at 3 AM hits different. A song after a breakup hits different. Everything hits different when you're emotionally vulnerable and slightly dehydrated.
Short for 'delusional,' used to describe someone whose expectations or beliefs are wildly disconnected from reality. Often used self-awarely, as in 'delulu is the solulu' (delusion is the solution). It's manifestation's unhinged cousin who refuses to acknowledge obstacles.
The ultimate compliment meaning someone performed so flawlessly that there was nothing left to criticize -- not even a crumb of imperfection. It's 'ate' but with a standing ovation. The metaphorical plate is clean. The metaphorical dishwasher is unnecessary.
Non-Playable Character. Used to describe someone who appears to be running on autopilot through life, repeating the same three phrases and walking into walls. The ultimate insult in a generation raised on video games. Also describes people who stand in the middle of sidewalks.
Holding an opinion or doing something confidently without caring what others think. Originally controversial internet slang that's been reclaimed to simply mean 'authentic and unapologetic.' It's the opposite of being swayed by popular opinion. Your truth is your truth.
An affirmative response meaning 'okay,' 'sure,' or 'sounds good.' It replaced 'cool,' 'alright,' and 'okay' because apparently those words were too many syllables. It's the verbal equivalent of a head nod but somehow cooler.
The word 'period' but with a 't' added for extra emphasis and finality. It means 'end of discussion, no further debate accepted.' The 't' carries the weight of absolute certainty. It is the gavel of internet arguments. Case closed, periodt.
When a reply to a post gets more likes than the original post, indicating the original take was bad and the response was better. Getting ratioed is the digital equivalent of being publicly corrected by the entire internet at once. There is no comeback from a clean ratio.
Gossip, drama, or juicy information. 'Spilling the tea' means sharing the gossip. 'Sipping tea' means you know the gossip but you're watching quietly. It's an entire beverage-based communication system for discussing other people's business and it's been boiling for years.
Describes someone who spends so much time on the internet that their worldview has been entirely shaped by online discourse. They reference memes in real conversations, have opinions about drama between strangers, and haven't seen sunlight in a way that concerns their doctor.
A declaration that something is deeply relatable to your personal experience, usually in response to memes or situations. The grammatically incorrect but emotionally accurate way to say 'I identify with this.'
In online chat, kids sometimes use MOS to stand for "mom over should." This acronym is a heads-up that the sender's mother is in the room with them, and can read their chat conversation.
problem exists between keyboard and chair Also: An acronym tech support professionals use to diagnose 'Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair'—a diplomatic way of saying the user is the problem, not the computer. A gentle reminder that user error is the real culprit.
Cost Per Lead—the metric that tells marketers exactly how much they're paying for each potential customer who might, possibly, maybe convert someday. The number that determines whether your campaign was 'efficient' or a 'learning opportunity.' Lower is always better, unless you're explaining why you spent the entire quarterly budget in three weeks. Also: Cyber Athlete Professional League
The audacious belief that you are the protagonist of the universe and everyone else is a supporting cast member in your personal movie. It's narcissism rebranded as self-care, and honestly, sometimes the confidence is inspiring and sometimes it's blocking the grocery store aisle.
An assessment of the current mood, energy, or atmosphere of a person, place, or situation. Can be used as a friendly wellness check or as a threat, depending entirely on tone. Failed vibe checks have consequences that are never specified but always ominous.
Something you think about with inexplicable frequency, stemming from the viral trend where women asked men how often they think about the Roman Empire (answer: disturbingly often). Now used for any recurring, oddly specific thought that occupies your brain.
Someone who does way too much for a person who gives them nothing in return. Originally meant 'Suckers Idolizing Mediocre People' but now it's used anytime anyone shows basic human kindness toward their crush. Held a door open? Simp. Said 'good morning'? Mega simp.
An extremely devoted fan, originally from the Eminem song about an obsessive follower named Stan. Now it's been softened to mean 'enthusiastic supporter' because the internet takes everything and makes it casual. You can stan a person, a show, or a specific type of cheese.