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Message board shorthand for 'Quoted for Truth' (or 'Quite Fucking True'), deployed when someone says something so accurate you need to amplify it for the people in the back. The digital equivalent of underlining, highlighting, and starring something all at once.
The serial flake in your friend group who treats plans like suggestions and "see you at 8" like a rough draft. This person has elevated backing out at the last minute to an art form, leaving you sitting at the restaurant alone wondering why you still answer their texts. Can be used as both a noun (the person) and a verb (the act of flaking).
When you overcomplicate a simple task by going unnecessarily high-tech, usually with hilariously impractical results. Think using a drone to deliver a note to your roommate, or in this case, repelling down a wall with lingerie. The phrase celebrates making things harder on yourself in the name of innovation.
The feminine iteration of "donkey," for when a woman is acting particularly foolish or making questionable life choices. It's the unnecessarily gendered version of an already silly insult. Essentially, it's calling someone a lady donkey, which is as ridiculous as it sounds.
Marijuana cigars created by hollowing out a cigar wrapper and filling it with cannabis, named after the Phillies Blunt brand originally used for this purpose. These became iconic in hip-hop culture during the 1990s as a more substantial alternative to regular joints. They're the premium smoking experience for those who like their weed wrapped in tobacco leaf.
A comprehensive physical assault or thorough defeat, whether in a literal fight or metaphorical competition. It's what happens when someone doesn't just lose—they get absolutely demolished in the process.
"Snob" spelled backwards for that extra layer of middle school cleverness your insults were missing. Because sometimes regular words aren't secretive enough for talking about the popular kids. Peak early-2000s coded language energy.
Visually appealing people who are pleasant to look at but not necessarily substantive beyond their aesthetics—basically human decoration. The term objectifies equally across genders, at least. Like window shopping for humans.
A cheeky double entendre suggesting that women who play trumpet possess both exceptional kissing skills (from all that embouchure training) and bold personalities on and off stage. Based on the questionable logic that if you can handle a brass instrument, you can handle other activities requiring lip strength and stamina. Band kid humor at its finest.
A car so old, unreliable, and aesthetically challenged that it's a miracle it passes inspection—or more likely, doesn't. This is the vehicle that makes concerning noises at every speed and whose resale value is measured in scrap metal weight. Often held together by duct tape, prayer, and sheer stubbornness.
An exaggerated expression describing intense, uncontrollable laughter or hilarity so severe that you feel like you're literally expiring from amusement. It's hyperbolic, melodramatic, and absolutely accurate when something is that funny.
An adjective describing someone who radiates undeniable confidence and competence in everything they do—so much swagger that people around them can literally feel it. It's confidence so powerful it becomes a transmittable quality.
A relaxed, laid-back person you can hang out with without judgment or drama—someone who doesn't take life too seriously. Originally popularized by '90s counterculture, now just means a chill friend.
An unexpected third party who inserts themselves into a couple's intimate moment at a club or party—basically an uninvited participant in what you thought was a private flirtation. It's the physical manifestation of boundary-crossing.
High-quality marijuana characterized by dense, fluffy, sticky buds with red hairs—the kind that makes dealers smile and users happy.
A euphemism for being intoxicated or high, typically after consuming cannabis. The preferred term for those who want to discuss their altered state without being obvious.
A Canadian sketch comedy show from the early 1990s featuring five comedians (Foley, McCulloch, MacDonald, McKinney, and Thompson) known for absurdist humor and character sketches. Widely considered superior to American sketch shows of the same era.
A rhythmic arm-raising and clapping dance move that originated in 1980s and early 90s gay bars, particularly during instrumental breakdowns in house music—a nostalgic piece of club culture history.
Someone who laughs constantly and excessively—the kind of person whose giggling becomes their defining characteristic and honestly makes everyone else smile.
A person who's so wedded to their own opinions that they refuse to listen to any other perspective—basically someone whose mind is a locked door and they threw away the key.