No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
tell me something good
thinking of you always
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talk to me right now
that was dumb as hell
That's what she said
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you can't teach an old dog new tricks
why doesnt he love me?
what the f**k is going on
what the f**k you a**h**e
want you to know I love you
wait until next year
what you want to talk about
when will you call me
Unshakeable audacity bordering on absolute stupidity; the testicular fortitude that allows someone to walk a tightrope between skyscrapers without permission and somehow survive to brag about it.
An acronym playing off 'What Would Jesus Do?', but replacing Jesus with Bear Grylls, the survival expert famous for making increasingly questionable decisions look thrilling on TV.
When a broken device or situation mysteriously fixes itself through pure luck and zero actual troubleshooting—no genius required, just vibes and divine intervention.
The imaginary prescription drug you mentally pop when life becomes absolutely unbearable—a humorous way to say 'screw everything' when work, money, family, or existence in general reaches critical mass.
A vowel-optional plea for assistance typed with the linguistic enthusiasm of someone who discovered delete keys. Gen-Z's greatest contribution to spelling chaos, now mandatory in every workplace Slack.
The awkward state of being in the process of undressing—caught somewhere between clothed respectability and full exposure.
A portmanteau combining "LOL," "holy," and "lol" to express something so hilarious it's practically holy—basically what happens when laughter reaches transcendent levels. It's the verbal equivalent of your brain short-circuiting from humor.
A state of being extremely intoxicated or high, usually from cannabis consumption. When someone is lit, they're operating at peak impairment and peak entertainment value.
The ability to excel at traditionally masculine activities—whether it's fixing cars, grilling, or any skill stereotypically considered 'guy stuff.' Pure guynastic excellence.