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When you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of Martin Van Buren's, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your dick while eating peppermint candy.
A fabulous song by YES and a fabulous game by SAW. GRAVITATE YOUR ASSHOLE AWAY FROM YOU. YOU R MOVE. UNLV...YOU EN EL VEE AS I CAN LIFT YOU UP
The way Caspars writes "drones"
Misophonia means that certain sounds trigger you, for example eating sounds, yawning, burping, heavy breathing and more.
him is scary. Him is strong....him is hot. him is idiot.but him, him is good. him is rare. don't mess with a enislh. he is idiot. him is ppooop.... him is scary. him is hi!!! him is lol. HIM is poop much. HIMM ISS GOOOD ALL GAMES. him is hii.
A life-long disorder that affects the way the nervous system is set up, diagnoses ranging from borderline to severe. Oddities in people with Asperger's leads to problems socially. As the person inflicted gets older, they're more likely to control the more disabling features. You could think of it as the linking point between Autism and AD(H)D. More debilitating than AD(H)D, benign compared to Autism. Usually leads to or is co-morbid with other disorders.
this kid is a fag that has no life and should stop making up crap about people that would never even think of going out with them. Did i mention you are a fag and gay
Rayyan is the most good looking and coolest guy you will ever meet. He always keeps up with the newest trends and learns a new word on urban dictionary every week. He is also unbelievably intelligent. Don’t ever get on his angry side though as he will batter you in.
Seymour. Is a thug for Life put some respect on his name he's the realest
The classic emoticon representing a gasping open mouth, deployed when text needs to convey shock, surprise, or excitement. A digital ancestor of today's emoji, this simple combination of colon and capital O has been expressing disbelief since the early internet era when our communication options were charmingly primitive.
An unremarkable, everyday person with no particularly special qualities—your basic common folk who blend into the background. The term conjures the image of someone eating the most pedestrian breakfast possible, suggesting they're as ordinary as it gets. It's not necessarily an insult, just an acknowledgment that some people are aggressively average.
A millennial who weaponizes LaCroix and other sparkling waters as a personality trait and health flex, despite secretly housing Taco Bell in private. They carry their overpriced fizzy water like a fashion accessory while fooling absolutely no one about their actual diet. It's virtue signaling through beverage choice—the liquid equivalent of buying organic kale and letting it rot in your fridge.
A creative slang term for drinking alcohol that sounds way more revolutionary than it actually is. Instead of overthrowing governments, you're overthrowing your own sobriety and good judgment. This is the kind of code word teenagers use when they think they're being subtle about their weekend plans.
The tragically specific moment when an object falls from your possession directly into a puddle, instantly transforming from useful item to soggy disappointment. It's Murphy's Law in action, with extra water damage. The universe's way of reminding you that gravity and moisture are not your friends.
A delightfully unnecessary verb meaning to reach an agreement, allegedly popular in Alaska but probably just made up by someone who thought adding '-ify' makes anything sound official. It's what happens when you can't just say 'agree' or 'compromise' like a normal person. Perfectly captures the internet's obsession with creating new words for things we already have words for.
The iconic death sound from Roblox that transcended its gaming origins to become the universal expression of secondhand embarrassment, mild pain, or awkward situations. Originally just a stock sound effect, it's now deployed whenever someone witnesses a social catastrophe or minor disaster. The 'F' in the chat of the previous generation.
Originally a Norwegian electronica duo, but now primarily known as the genre of sped-up, pitch-shifted remixes that make every song sound like it's being sung by hyperactive chipmunks. It's what happens when you take a perfectly good song and hit the 1.25x speed button with extra treble. Beloved by anime fans and people who think normal music is too slow.
A deliberately misspelled insult-turned-affectionate-nickname that can mean either 'I love you' or 'I'm annoyed with you' depending entirely on context and tone. The intentional misspelling softens what would otherwise be an actual insult. It's the relationship equivalent of punching someone's arm playfully.
A digital tough guy who starts fights over social media, DMs, and comment sections but would absolutely fold like a lawn chair in any real-life confrontation. They're brave behind the backlit safety of their screen but allergic to actual face-to-face conflict.
Regional slang (possibly Cleveland-specific) describing someone who looks completely strung out, exhausted, or wasted, as if they've been on a multi-day bender. They have that unmistakable appearance of someone whose body is present but their soul checked out hours ago. It's the look that makes strangers concerned and friends ask "You good?"
An edgy alternative spelling of "gay" using the æ ligature, because apparently regular letters are too mainstream. Typically deployed by people who think adding special characters makes their insults more sophisticated, when really it just makes them harder to type.
A childish teasing term used to mock young boys, designed specifically to trigger tears and tantrums. The nonsensical food-based insult that somehow hits harder than actual mean words when you're under ten.
TikTok's delightfully cynical term for the assembly-line bowl meals consumed by office workers who've convinced themselves that their $15 Sweetgreen salad is somehow different from everyone else's $15 Sweetgreen salad. It's not about the food—it's about the existential dread of conformity served in a compostable container. Bonus points if you eat it while staring dead-eyed at a spreadsheet.
The lowercase, casual abbreviation for 'take care' that you drop at the end of conversations when you want to sound warm but not too invested. It's the digital equivalent of a friendly wave as you're already walking away. Extra points for the 'x' kisses that may or may not mean anything depending on your country of origin.