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When you are shocked, surprised, annoyed, or disgusted online or when texting or emailing, send "FGS," which stands for "for goodness' sake." You may see it in reaction to something shocking a person types, a grossmeme, or an offensive image.
In texts and online, people may abbreviate "husband and wife" as "H&W" (variation of "H/W"). For example, if your friend is surprised about the pairing of a couple, they may text you, "When did Michael and Tamika get married? I didn't know they were H&W."
A health acronym that refers to a serious bleed or blockage of a blood vessel in a person's brain, which leads to the loss of brain function and causes a stroke.
In Minecraft, a "pick" is the pickaxe tool players use to mine ore, rocks, and various types of blocks. Picks are an essential aspect in Minecraft since players use them to mine different types of items. They come in various types, including Wooden, Stone, Iron, Golden, Diamond, and Netherite.
Your friends, family, and co-workers may use HBTU to mean "happy birthday to you." As you might expect, you're most likely to receive this acronym on your birthday, in text or chat messages.
Glamping means "glamorous camping." Glampers enjoy camping but prefer to do it with more amenities (and less work) than traditional campers. If you're camping in a carpeted tent, a heated yurt, or aballer, resort-style treehouse, you're glamping.
The "puter" abbreviation is similar to the "comp" abbreviation, but it possesses a unique charm due to its playful pronunciation that people often speak in real life as "baby speak." While it is a "cutesy" abbreviation, both seasonednetizensand those new to the tech realm use the abbreviation.
The acronym is an extension ofTY, which stands for "Thank you." Although it is not very common, when it is utilized it is typically sent by young adults and adults to decline some type of offer. Since the acronym is rather obscure, it may be confusing to recipients so be sure to use it with people who are well-versed in slang.
When someone you're chatting with sends you SIA, it means there's someone else near their computer, who can read your conversation with them. So, you may want to be careful about what you say going forward.
One of those hyper-specific 'National [Random Action] Day' memes that TikTok generates like clockwork, this one allegedly grants you permission to steal your tall friend's dog. It's part of the internet's ongoing tradition of assigning arbitrary meanings to calendar dates for the sake of chaotic humor. Your tall friend's dog is probably safe, but their hoodie definitely isn't.
A woman who has mastered the art of dinner theater by scheduling two dates in one evening: the first with someone who provides a complimentary meal, and the second with her actual romantic interest. It's strategic calendar management meets dating efficiency, though the ethics department might have some notes.
The unconscious phenomenon where someone holds their wrists at a bent, relaxed angle (T-Rex style) while talking or walking, completely unaware they're doing it until someone points it out. Once called out, the wrists snap to attention faster than a soldier at inspection, usually accompanied by vehement denial.
A linguistic Swiss Army knife deployed when your brain refuses to cooperate with actual vocabulary, also moonlighting as a mild insult and an invitation to hang out. It's the verbal equivalent of shrugging while simultaneously trying to communicate three different things—inefficient, but somehow it works.
A purposeful drive with no destination other than smoking a blunt, where the journey itself is the entire point. It's the cannabis enthusiast's version of a scenic drive, except the scenery is secondary to the hotboxing happening inside the vehicle.
"Marvo's Epic Fail Award" - a tongue-in-cheek Facebook accolade bestowed upon whoever spectacularly face-plants in sports, celebrity life, or general existence that week. Think of it as a participation trophy for participating in catastrophic failure, all in good fun of course.
An ear-shattering shriek of pure terror that could shatter windows and wake the dead. Named after someone who apparently perfected the art of blood-curdling screams, it's the sonic equivalent of jumping out of your skin.
That one person in every group whose indoor voice is everyone else's outdoor voice, and whose outdoor voice violates several noise ordinances. They're not yelling, that's just how they talk - RIP your eardrums.
An unofficial November 14th commemoration of the YouTube channel Unus Annus, which Markiplier and CrankGamePlays deliberately deleted after exactly one year to make a point about mortality and impermanence. Fans celebrate by wearing black and white or channel merch, essentially throwing a birthday party for something that's dead. It's philosophy meets internet culture in the most Gen Z way possible.
A mashup of 'sweet' and 'tasty' used to describe someone or something cool, though it sounds like what happens when you sneeze mid-compliment. It's trying very hard to become the next big slang term but will probably remain confined to that one friend group that invented it. Points for creativity, minus points for actually sounding good.
A strategic Connect-4 move featuring three diagonal tokens with open spots at both ends, giving you two ways to win on your next turn. It's the diagonal cousin of the Norwegian Pincer and sounds way more sophisticated than it actually is. Named after the Dutch for reasons known only to extremely serious Connect-4 players.
A deliberately misspelled insult-turned-affectionate-nickname that can mean either 'I love you' or 'I'm annoyed with you' depending entirely on context and tone. The intentional misspelling softens what would otherwise be an actual insult. It's the relationship equivalent of punching someone's arm playfully.
An acronym meaning 'I F***ed Your Mom Last Night,' deployed by internet trolls and middle schoolers who think they've achieved peak comedy. It's the digital equivalent of playground insults, except with less creativity.
Mock baby-talk used to call someone out for complaining or whining about minor inconveniences, implying they're acting like an infant. It's the verbal equivalent of offering someone a pacifier when they won't stop griping about trivial problems. Maximum effectiveness when delivered in an exaggerated baby voice.
If a player dunks on another player in basketball in a spectacular fashion, they posterized them. It comes from the posters kids hang on their walls that feature pictures of their favorite players dunking on an opponent.