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Your parental units—a delightfully robotic term for mom and dad that makes your family sound like a science experiment. Popular in the '80s and '90s for adding just the right amount of teenage detachment to conversations about the people who feed you. Think of it as emotional distancing through technical terminology.
The wild west of online lexicography where literally anyone can define anything, from legitimate slang to their ex's name followed by a paragraph of grievances. It's crowdsourced chaos where you vote on whether definitions should stay or go, creating a beautiful mess of actual cultural insights buried under mountains of teenage angst and inside jokes. Wikipedia's unhinged younger sibling.
you have got to be s**ting me
The nuclear option in the escalating "Ur Mom Gay" insult arms race, representing the final desperate salvo before mutually assured destruction. Part of an absurdist meme format where each comeback must target a different family member with increasingly ridiculous claims. Deploy only when you're ready to end friendships and careers simultaneously.
you don't want to know
you hardly ever make sense
Uniform Resource Locator
A human being who is biased against those he or she considers ugly.
An electronic music snob who attends raves while literally bringing their own iPod and headphones to critique the DJ's track selection in real-time. The ultimate in missing-the-point behavior, like going to a restaurant to eat food you brought from home while judging the chef.
A "language" that's basically Scottish dialect spoken with an Irish farmer accent—controversial because governments apparently fund it despite linguists collectively shrugging and moving on. It's the linguistic equivalent of DIY with no instruction manual.
boxing that partakes underground that's not mainstream for the fame and glory and doesn't seek for popularity
Something that is extremely rundown, neglected, or ghetto in the most extreme way possible—when regular getto just doesn't capture the depths of the degradation.
you can't teach an old dog new tricks
Another example is whenDMinga woman on Instagram, "r u 5 + 5? cuz ura 10 to me." Or, you might message your friend when making dinner reservations, "ura vegetarian now, right?" While ura is a helpful abbreviation when you are strapped for time and space, it's also great for those people who get "you're" and "your" confused (so they don't have to worry about which one to use).
When someone messages you "thanks" (or "thx" or "TY"), you can reply with theurwabbreviation. Urw is similar to the more commonYWbut includes an extra character.
Tired of seeing your Aunt Kathy post political tirades you disagree with? Then it's time to unfriend her - which means to remove her from your Facebook friends list - so you no longer have to see her posts.
The act of looking up unfamiliar words or slang on Urban Dictionary, having successfully dethroned "Google it" and "Wiki it" as the go-to verification method. Particularly useful when someone uses terms that definitely aren't in Merriam-Webster and your boomer dictionary app keeps suggesting you meant something else entirely.
you are such a b***h
United States of America
A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
A kawaii emoticon representing an adorable, innocent face—beloved by anime fans and furries, despised by everyone else. Using it unironically is basically a guaranteed way to get removed from the Discord server.
An unforced error is a mistake a person made because they were careless, unfocused, or inattentive. This slang term is primarily used while discussing sports, to describe a misplay that a baseball, tennis, or badminton player could have avoided. Social media users may also use unforced error to describe mistakes made by companies, governments, celebrities, and politicians.
an extremely hot person, oozing constant sex appeal. Someone whose brains you just want to bang out.
Sybau spelled backwards.