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A term that is the opposite of enlightening and refers to information that makes a person dumber; commonly describes information found in gossip magazines, reality shows, and sports talk shows.
Besides being the name of a popular card game (UNO), "uno" is also an abbreviation for "you know." For example, you may message your friend, "uno wut i mean, right?" when trying to clarify that you didn't mean to describe them as ugly.
an extremely hot person, oozing constant sex appeal. Someone whose brains you just want to bang out.
The glorious moment of liberation when one removes their bra after a long day, freeing the oppressed from their underwire prison. This ritualistic act marks the official transition from "professional human" to "comfortable couch potato." Often accompanied by an audible sigh of relief and immediate scratching.
Mock baby-talk used to call someone out for complaining or whining about minor inconveniences, implying they're acting like an infant. It's the verbal equivalent of offering someone a pacifier when they won't stop griping about trivial problems. Maximum effectiveness when delivered in an exaggerated baby voice.
The act of looking up unfamiliar words or slang on Urban Dictionary, having successfully dethroned "Google it" and "Wiki it" as the go-to verification method. Particularly useful when someone uses terms that definitely aren't in Merriam-Webster and your boomer dictionary app keeps suggesting you meant something else entirely.
WIZARD OF THE 12TH REALM OF EPHYSIYIES MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS DEVOURER OF CHAOS CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS OF TERR'AKKAS THE ELVES KNOW ME AS FI'ANG YALOK THE DWARES KNOW ME AS ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS GAISMUENAS MEISTAR AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW!
boxing that partakes underground that's not mainstream for the fame and glory and doesn't seek for popularity
you hardly ever make sense
you are such a b***h
use the f**king search engine
When someone messages you "thanks" (or "thx" or "TY"), you can reply with theurwabbreviation. Urw is similar to the more commonYWbut includes an extra character.
Unforch is an abbreviation people use for "unfortunately" when messaging online and texting. For example, your friend may text you, "Unforch, I can't go to the concert tomorrow. :-("
A human being who is biased against those he or she considers ugly.
Sybau spelled backwards.
An endearing term for something unbearably cute, like 'munchkin' but with more syllables for extra adorableness. It's what you call small children, pets, or that one friend who's shorter than everyone else. The word itself sounds squishy and round, which perfectly matches its meaning.
An electronic music snob who attends raves while literally bringing their own iPod and headphones to critique the DJ's track selection in real-time. The ultimate in missing-the-point behavior, like going to a restaurant to eat food you brought from home while judging the chef.
What rappers and wannabe tough guys call 'the city' when they want to sound more street and slightly more dangerous than 'downtown.' It's the concrete wilderness where survival of the flyest reigns supreme.
you need to back off
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For example, if you tell yourBFFthat you just broke up with yourSO, they might respond with "uok?" Which ... well, you're likely not, so that's kind of a silly question. But it's a place to start a conversation.
A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
A devastating British-flavored critique indicating something is so catastrophically terrible that it transcends normal levels of awfulness and enters a realm of incomprehensible failure. This phrase suggests the subject matter is so bad, only canines might appreciate it, and even that's debatable. It's the nuclear option of negative reviews.
Your parental units—a delightfully robotic term for mom and dad that makes your family sound like a science experiment. Popular in the '80s and '90s for adding just the right amount of teenage detachment to conversations about the people who feed you. Think of it as emotional distancing through technical terminology.