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Tired of seeing your Aunt Kathy post political tirades you disagree with? Then it's time to unfriend her - which means to remove her from your Facebook friends list - so you no longer have to see her posts.
a random person who likes to sniff teh penis.
A portmanteau accident where someone's mouth tries to say 'ultimate' but their brain has already moved on to the next word. It's the linguistic equivalent of tripping over your own feet during a presentation. We've all been there, stumbling through syllables like a drunk giraffe.
The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.
Funniest guy in the school. Never fails to make his mates laugh. Stupidly sexy and smart. He is the complete package.
A shorter version of saying Under-alleyway; pretty much slang for the taint (which is the area between your genitals and your asshole.)
The body part that carries urine away from the bladder and out of the body. Males and females both have one. In men, seminal fluid also moves along this passage.
User Acceptance Testing
Use At Your Own Risk
You Don't Care About Me
you looked better on myspace
unsolicited pencil in anus
Uniform Resource Locator
Another example is whenDMinga woman on Instagram, "r u 5 + 5? cuz ura 10 to me." Or, you might message your friend when making dinner reservations, "ura vegetarian now, right?" While ura is a helpful abbreviation when you are strapped for time and space, it's also great for those people who get "you're" and "your" confused (so they don't have to worry about which one to use).
For example, your friend may text you, "how you doin? it's been 2 long, usb!" Or, your friend may comment on a picture you posted on Instagram, "Looking good, USB!"
The plural form of people who are faker than a three-dollar bill, combining "illegitimate" with the need to categorize entire groups of untrustworthy individuals. It's like "phonies" but for people who grew up saying "legit" unironically.
The nuclear option in the escalating "Ur Mom Gay" insult arms race, representing the final desperate salvo before mutually assured destruction. Part of an absurdist meme format where each comeback must target a different family member with increasingly ridiculous claims. Deploy only when you're ready to end friendships and careers simultaneously.
The verbal filler that buys you precious seconds when your brain has completely flatlined mid-conversation. It's the universal sound of mental buffering, deployed when you need to say something but have absolutely nothing to contribute. The spoken equivalent of the loading wheel of death.
A word constantly used by people of dim wit who cannot spell and who refuse to use any form of spell check to correctly identify the word unintentionally.
you can't teach an old dog new tricks
unsolicited finger in the anus
you funny mother f**ker
United States of America
you have got to be s**ting me