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A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.
Ts and Ps is an abbreviated saying of the "thoughts and prayers" phrase. People typically use Ts and Ps when reacting to something sad or challenging to send their condolences (although some people send it mockingly in the same vein as "tots and pears").
For example, you may message your friend, "You can reach me on my tel after 8 pm, but only by message." Or, you might email your family, "I lost my tel in the lake, so you can email me if you need to reach me until I get a new one."
the amazing digital circus
thank god its f**king Friday
The highest rating on a ten-point scale, indicating absolute perfection or top-tier quality in any measurable category. Most commonly applied to attractive people, but can rate anything from schedules to sandwiches. It's the verbal equivalent of five stars, but somehow sounds more definitive.
That's f**king Funny
thank god husband is gone
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talk to you later today
Magic: The Gathering (MTG), Hearthstone, and otherCCGplayers use topdeck to refer to a player drawing a card from their deck. Most often, players use topdeck when they hope to draw (or have just drawn) a specific card from their deck.
A throuple is a romantic relationship that involves three people, instead of the more traditional two-person couple. The name comes from the combination of "Three" and "Couple."
The strategic social media maneuver of deleting all evidence of your relationship right before an important event, sparing yourself the burden of public couple-dom. Named after someone who apparently perfected this art of digital relationship erasure. It's the modern equivalent of pretending you don't know someone when cooler people walk by.
A cheeky abbreviation for Taco Bell that humorously plays on the acronym's similarity to tuberculosis, poking fun at the questionable digestive consequences of consuming their menu items.
When referring to an identifying word, phrase, symbol, or design, TM likely stands for trademark. Any of the aforementioned items can be TM'd, so others can't use them in relation to the same goods or services. (For example, Nike's swoosh logo and the phrase Just Do It are trademarked, so others selling shoes cannot use them.)
When regular petrified fear just doesn't cut itβyou're four times as terrified, because apparently standard terror has levels like a video game boss. A mathematical escalation of dread that combines geometry with genuine anxiety. Perfect for describing that special kind of panic before facing your most intimidating obligations.
A "Tameka" is an angry woman who is verbally abusive, selfish, and deceitful. The pejorative comes from urban communities in Pensacola, Florida, who often use the term to criticize Black women (similar to howKarenis sometimes used to insult White women). However, it is unclear who the first "Tameka" was that inspired the term.
A Facebook group founded in 2011 that functions as a lawless digital wasteland where people share questionable life advice, terrible rap videos, and personal disasters for others' entertainment. It's essentially a self-esteem boost disguised as a social experimentβyou feel better about your life by witnessing others' chaos.
To be perfectly f**king honest
thank god for unanswered prayers
An inexperienced or unskilled graffiti artist who lacks technique and credibility in the street art community. A derogatory term suggesting amateur hour.
A word for describing someoneβs beyond beauty. Mixes tantalising and beautiful.
Most often, people use TMAI (tell me about it) as a more empathetic version ofBTDT(been there, done that). Someone who sends you TMAI has likely experienced the poor situation you just described and commiserates with your plight.
One of the last of his kind, doomed to inevitable extinction, due to its outdated and self alienating ways.