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Gossip, drama, or juicy information. 'Spilling the tea' means sharing the gossip. 'Sipping tea' means you know the gossip but you're watching quietly. It's an entire beverage-based communication system for discussing other people's business and it's been boiling for years.
A directive to go outside and interact with the physical world, usually aimed at someone who has been online too long and has lost perspective on reality. It's the modern 'go play outside' but delivered with the urgency of a medical prescription.
The act of anthropomorphizing inanimate objects, inspired by that guy who befriended a volleyball for two hours of screen time. When you catch yourself apologizing to your printer or blaming your phone for being "in a mood," you've been Tom Hanksed. It's the modern equivalent of yelling at clouds, except the clouds are now your smart home devices.
How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.
Totally not my problem
A talibangelical is an extremely passionate evangelical Christian that looks to impose their views on others. The term is derogatory, meant to criticize the person's overzealousness and restrictive beliefs by combining "Taliban" and "evangelical."
When regular petrified fear just doesn't cut it—you're four times as terrified, because apparently standard terror has levels like a video game boss. A mathematical escalation of dread that combines geometry with genuine anxiety. Perfect for describing that special kind of panic before facing your most intimidating obligations.
A phrase emphasizing surprise, disbelief, or strong reaction to something. Grammatically incomplete but emotionally complete, starting sentences that your English teacher would hate.
Acting strange, paranoid, or overly anxious, or more generally, tripping or overreacting about something. The state of being irrationally worked up over something that probably doesn't warrant that energy.
British slang for the Adidas-clad youth subculture known for tucking trackpants into socks, sporting oversized jackets, and perfecting the art of asking strangers for phone change. They're essentially the UK's answer to street corner philosophers, except their philosophy involves cigarettes and benefit fraud.
A Facebook group founded in 2011 that functions as a lawless digital wasteland where people share questionable life advice, terrible rap videos, and personal disasters for others' entertainment. It's essentially a self-esteem boost disguised as a social experiment—you feel better about your life by witnessing others' chaos.
The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities. Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
A trans-phobic meme usually used by soyjak party users which is making fun of trans people while disliking/hating a person or a thing.
A delicious sandwich, that consists of sub bread, (6 inch only), pickles, salami and swiss cheese. Preferable order: cheese salami, pickles. The sandwich MUST be toasted to qualify as a Nicholas.
another way of saying totes magotes, but a cooler way of spelling
why are you trying to find the definition for a food
The act of fingering a pussy with all fingers on both hands. This can be done either to yourself, or another person.
To waste, not finish, or no take advantage of an opportunity.
The act of continuously behooving your partner in a sexual manner.
when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk
t4tasanoya is a TikTok user who is most commonly know for making transgender Haikyuu content and character edits. Their real name is Michael but they prefer to be called Mikey or Nemi.
an mlg 360 no scope that is a divine dull god not a demi. He has a lot of kills but is very friendly. you do not wanna get on his bad side but you do wanna get on his good side. he might give you a op sniper.
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse. The woman clenches hard and twists during missionary. Thus dislocating his penis and and conquering yet another unsuspecting victim.
a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.