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Ancient greek warrior who looks like a metalhead
thank god it's friday
tell me somthing I don't know
That was so 2 weeks ago
When you have to leave, it's time to go, which may be abbreviated as "t2go," which is an abbreviation for "time to go." Most people use it when texting or messaging online.
Ts and Ps is an abbreviated saying of the "thoughts and prayers" phrase. People typically use Ts and Ps when reacting to something sad or challenging to send their condolences (although some people send it mockingly in the same vein as "tots and pears").
When someone calls you a tool, it means they think you're being a big ol' jerk. Most often, people use this insult to call out an egotistical male for acting like adouchebag.
A baseball term that refers to atriple, which is a three-base hit that results in the batter getting to third base; may appear as "3-bagger," "three-bagger," or "3 bagger;" also known as3Bin baseball statistics.
An acronym for "Type 1 Diabetic;" often seen on diabetes forums, blogs, and other literature; refers to a disease where high levels of sugar are present in the body.
The legendary animated sitcom that defined generations of comedy but has been running so long it's now a case study in diminishing returns. What started as brilliant social satire has aged into something your parents watch out of nostalgia and obligation.
An outdated term from the early 2000s describing someone who's supposedly good at everything, attractive, and popular - basically the pre-social media version of calling someone an 'alpha'. It's aged about as well as frosted tips and has thankfully faded from common usage.
Someone whose brain operates on a delay—like a fluorescent bulb that takes a few seconds to illuminate, they're chronically slow to understand jokes, instructions, or basically anything.
The therapeutic process of systematically removing toxic people from your life like you're detoxing from a bad substance. It's self-care meets spring cleaning, except the clutter is humans who bring drama instead of joy.
A luxurious private room designed exclusively for comfortable flatulence, complete with ventilation, magazines, beer, and snacks. It's the millennial answer to shame-free digestion in your overpriced tech bro mansion.
To be absurdly frugal or cheap, to the point of being miserly about even small amounts of money. If someone's "two-sixing" you, they're nickel-and-diming every transaction.
The act of fingering a pussy with all fingers on both hands. This can be done either to yourself, or another person.
an obnoxious girl, often found in the Sacramento, CA region. May have a fake tan, breast implants, tons of make-up and either bleach blond hair or brown hair with lots of chunky blond high-lights. Fake personality matches a fake physicality. Has many acquaintances, no real friends. Adored by men wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction or Tap Out t-shirts. (AKA Douchebags)
The full name of the acoustic comedy rock duo featuring Jack Black and Kyle Gass, known for their theatrical performances and songs that blend rock opera with dick jokes. They've somehow made songs about picking destiny's path and befriending Sasquatch into modern classics. Peak early-2000s comedy rock.
An intensified insult describing someone so aggressively annoying and obnoxious that calling them just 'a tool' undersells their comprehensive douchebaggery. They're not just one problem—they're the entire set.
A small cash payment given to a friend as compensation for sharing their limited supplies (usually drugs or alcohol). A less formal version of 'throw down'—basically paying your share when mooching.
A graffiti artist's signature or personal logo, usually executed quickly with spray paint to mark territory or build recognition. Tags are the fundamental unit of street art culture, ranging from simple stylized names to complex artistic statements. Think of them as permanent autographs on the urban landscape.
California's infamous Highway 101, a sprawling 200-mile testament to urban planning nightmares where cars go to die slowly in bumper-to-bumper traffic. What was once a legitimate freeway has evolved into the world's longest parking lot, complete with road rage and existential dread.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood's highest-paid action star, known for his cartoonishly expressive eyebrows and the People's Elbow. He successfully transitioned from saying "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" to actually cooking meth in multiple franchises. The only person who can make a fanny pack look intimidating.
Something interesting or compelling enough to deserve permanent ink on your body—the minimum bar for 'actually worth your money and lifetime commitment.' If it doesn't pass the tat worthy test, it's probably not worth your time either.