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Dating or engaging in a romantic relationship with someone significantly younger than you, typically framed as inappropriate due to the age gap.
That panicked moment of uncertainty when nature calls in a public restroom and you can't remember if you locked the stall door, creating unnecessary anxiety about potential bathroom door interruptions.
the equivalent of five finger discount for illegally downloaded / pirated software
swaggest person out there
rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, pissing my pants
A woman who thinks she is better than anyone else Ruthless and conceited and looking to cause drama with others
That one person in recovery who won't shut up about their supposedly hardcore past, despite everyone knowing they're about as tough as a marshmallow in a microwave. Their war stories are 90% exaggeration and 100% compensation for deep-seated insecurity. Usually spotted dominating group therapy sessions with tales that mysteriously grow more dramatic each retelling.
The act of staying up way past your bedtime to reclaim personal time and freedom after a soul-crushing day, even though you know tomorrow-you will absolutely hate tonight-you. It's the self-sabotaging rebellion of the chronically overworked, where scrolling through memes at 2 AM feels like a revolutionary act against capitalism.
To leave a location or situation, often with a sense of purpose or urgency. Originally military slang that evolved into mainstream usage, it's the cooler way of saying 'let's go' that makes any departure sound like a tactical operation.
Riley is so gorgeous and so trustworthy and words can’t describe how perfect this girl is. If you ever have a riley in your life don’t ever think about leaving her cause she won’t leave you. She will always be there for you and always gives the vets advice honestly this girl is perfect and will always make you smile and laugh. She gets all the boys and the girls will always be her best friends some are jealous of her. Riley will give you everything she has to make you happy and won’t ask for anything in return if you don’t have a riley you should find one she’s the realist person ever and will always be there for you
roll on the floor and laugh out loud
Adapting gracefully to unexpected challenges and difficulties as they arise, rather than falling apart or resisting. It's the art of staying flexible when life throws curveballs.
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rolling on flor laughing my f**king ass of peeing my pants
rolling on the floor laughing out loud
are you a boy or girl
An exceptionally thunderous and forceful fart; the kind that echoes through entire rooms and makes everyone question whether it was actually thunder.
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Rolling on the floor laughing myself into a heart attack
Rolling on the Floor laughing with tears in my eyes
rolled off my bed laughing
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Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
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