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rolling on the ground
The stubborn, unvarnished truth of existence that persists regardless of our wishes, delusions, or Instagram filters. Philosophers have debated its nature for millennia, but pragmatically, it's whatever smacks you in the face when you stop daydreaming. Often used as a wake-up call for people living in denial or excessive optimism.
A modern compliment meaning someone is impressively muscular or shredded, supposedly derived from a noble English name associated with hammer-wielding knights. Basically a fancy way of saying someone looks jacked.
Predatory users on the ROBLOX platform who trick younger players into revealing account passwords by falsely promising in-game items or currency. They exploit the game's young user base for easy account hijacking and further scamming.
The increasingly foreign concept of physical existence outside of digital spaces, social media, and online gaming. It's that annoying place where you need to eat actual food, maintain personal hygiene, and interact with humans face-to-face using your mouth instead of a keyboard. Often referenced with a tone of mild disdain by those who've found virtual worlds more accommodating than reality.
A best friend that's been there for you through everything and has had your back no matter what. She'll fight a hoe for you or cuss out a boy if need be. Hold onto a ride real tight if you should come across one.
Second in command of the BDE Club
An abbreviation meaning "Refer to Sarcastic Black Woman" It is to be used when someone says something that you do not believe and would like them to here you say mmmmhhhmmm in a sarcastic black womans voice.
A shit covered dick.
Rolling on floor laughing my f**king ass off unable to speak
rolling on the floor laughing my f**king ass off peeing in my pants
A reminder to stay on top of your Rxs
An internet rule stating that if something exists, there's inevitably a Friday Night Funkin' rhythm game mod about it. A testament to both the game's massive modding community and humanity's unstoppable need to make rap battles out of literally everything.
A leisurely period of doing nothing productive—couch surfing, grabbing beers, gaming—basically the art of professional relaxation and procrastination perfected.
The act of repeatedly delaying something enjoyable under the misguided belief that postponing pleasure will somehow enhance future happiness. It's procrastination's overachieving cousin who ruins ice cream with freezer burn and lets concert tickets expire. Essentially self-sabotage disguised as delayed gratification.
To occupy space and time with music.
Rolling On Floor Laughing My Big Fat Ass Off
rolling on the floor pissing myself laughing
Rolling On Floor Crying
Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
rolling on the floor laughing peeing my pants
rolling on the floor while laughing my ass off
Read the f**king front page
are you f**king kidding me