No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A playful internet "holiday" celebrating the tradition of giving your crush a scrunchie as a cute, hair-based confession of affection. It's like Valentine's Day but make it accessory-core.
A humorous holiday-season spin on 'on god' that invokes Santa's naughty list to emphasize you're telling the absolute truth—swear to the man in red that you're not lying.
An overpriced, small quantity of mid-grade marijuana sold in Oak Park, California suburbs, typically costing $20+ for subpar product. It's a regional joke about paying premium prices for below-average weed in suburban areas.