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An acronym for 'Laughing At My Ass'—essentially the evolved form of LMAO when you're finding yourself in such absurdly amusing situations that the humor feels deeply personal.
To neglect, forget, or fail at something, usually due to being lazy, distracted, or chemically impaired. Can mean either neglecting someone/something (transitive) or being generally forgetful and unmotivated (intransitive).
A humorous, quasi-religious euphemism for marijuana that plays on devil-themed imagery to describe the forbidden green herb. It's what your aunt calls weed when she's trying to sound hip at Thanksgiving.
A swagger-laden nickname for someone named Leonard or Lenny, originating from 1970s Philadelphia and New Jersey culture. The ultimate 'bro' honorific for a guy who gets things done.
A state of being extremely intoxicated or high, usually from cannabis consumption. When someone is lit, they're operating at peak impairment and peak entertainment value.
A person, typically male, with a specific fetish for wearing, collecting, and exhibiting skin-tight stretchy fabrics like Spandex or Lycra. It's a paraphilia focused on the tactile and visual appeal of form-fitting athletic wear.
Someone with an intense, almost obsessive love for games and puzzles—the kind of person who gets genuinely excited about board game night and probably owns a collection larger than some people's furniture.
A person who habitually neglects responsibilities and prefers idleness and self-indulgence; someone who basically lunches their entire existence away with zero regard for consequences.
The cosmic jerk move where fortune smiles at you for exactly 2 seconds before yanking the rug out from under you. You win the raffle and then immediately drop your prize—that's luckunluck'd.
An unfortunate digestive condition where diarrhea is so liquefied that it essentially becomes a muddy soup, obscuring any solid evidence in the toilet bowl. A humbling reminder that champagne has consequences.
An adjective that gives something liquid-like qualities, usually describing food with an appetizing, saucy, or moist consistency—basically what happens when you're trying to sound poetic about gravy.
An acronym for 'Like Your Mom' used as a random non-sequitur insult or agreement, most effective when deployed completely out of context.
Your soulmate or the person you have an intense physical and emotional bond with—expressed with maximum vowel enthusiasm. It's love with extra dramatics.
Random keyboard smashing that might occur when someone's frustrated enough to punch their keyboard—the digital equivalent of screaming into the void.
The unfortunate moment when your desperate need to use the bathroom is immediately killed by the horrifying discovery of someone else's biological waste covering the toilet seat. It's the ultimate appetite suppressant for your digestive emergency.