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A person who habitually neglects responsibilities and prefers idleness and self-indulgence; someone who basically lunches their entire existence away with zero regard for consequences.
A state of being extremely intoxicated or high, usually from cannabis consumption. When someone is lit, they're operating at peak impairment and peak entertainment value.
Laugh quietly to myself
An ultra-casual abbreviation of "hello" for people who find removing three entire letters to be peak efficiency. Born from the texting era when every character saved was a victory, though now it's just a quirky affectation. Typically used ironically or by people who think being extremely informal is a personality trait.
Nadsat slang from "A Clockwork Orange" meaning "face," borrowed from Russian. It's part of Anthony Burgess's fictional youth language that mixed Russian, English, and pure invention. Using it in real conversation marks you as either a devoted Kubrick fan or someone who really commits to their literary references.
The cosmic jerk move where fortune smiles at you for exactly 2 seconds before yanking the rug out from under you. You win the raffle and then immediately drop your prize—that's luckunluck'd.
An innocent person in a very demanding/bad environment
An unfortunate digestive condition where diarrhea is so liquefied that it essentially becomes a muddy soup, obscuring any solid evidence in the toilet bowl. A humbling reminder that champagne has consequences.
An acronym for 'Like Your Mom' used as a random non-sequitur insult or agreement, most effective when deployed completely out of context.
Spectacularly, almost impressively lame—so uncool it deserves its own fancy French-sounding adjective. When regular "lame" just doesn't capture the magnitude of cringe you're witnessing, add some unnecessary vowels for emphasis. The linguistic equivalent of an eye-roll so hard it needs two syllables.
A humorous, quasi-religious euphemism for marijuana that plays on devil-themed imagery to describe the forbidden green herb. It's what your aunt calls weed when she's trying to sound hip at Thanksgiving.
Random keyboard smashing that might occur when someone's frustrated enough to punch their keyboard—the digital equivalent of screaming into the void.
The unfortunate moment when your desperate need to use the bathroom is immediately killed by the horrifying discovery of someone else's biological waste covering the toilet seat. It's the ultimate appetite suppressant for your digestive emergency.
An adjective that gives something liquid-like qualities, usually describing food with an appetizing, saucy, or moist consistency—basically what happens when you're trying to sound poetic about gravy.
Your soulmate or the person you have an intense physical and emotional bond with—expressed with maximum vowel enthusiasm. It's love with extra dramatics.
The art of pretending to learn a language by focusing on cool but useless phrases while ignoring actual grammar and fundamentals. It's what happens when someone watches anime and suddenly claims they're fluent in Japanese.
To be corrected or put in your place using a meme or GIF from the web comedy series Loading Ready Run, typically as a humorous way to call out someone's mistake. It's basically getting dunked on with style.
Internet slang for anything that looks delicious, tastes decadent, or appears visually stunning—it's "luscious" with creative spelling and maximum enthusiasm. Works equally well for describing food, aesthetics, or vibes.
A digital thumbs-up or dopamine hit delivered via social media to signal approval without the effort of actually commenting. The metric by which self-worth is now measured.
That persistent acquaintance who mysteriously gravitates toward your locker every day despite not being your friend, desperately attempting conversation with the charm of a wet mop. Exhibit A of social obliviousness.
A condition where someone believes they're cooler and more sophisticated than everyone around them, so they'd rather isolate themselves and fantasize about fictional adventures than actually socialize with real people. It's basically narcissism meets crippling social anxiety.
A male cafeteria worker at a school—someone responsible for portion control, food safety, and crushing the dreams of hungry students everywhere. The unsung hero (or villain) behind the serving line.
A euphemistic slang term for purchasing drugs on credit instead of cash—treating the narcotics trade like a legitimate payment plan.
Someone who hasn't experienced their first kiss yet—a portmanteau of 'lip' and 'virgin' that's somehow both cute and mildly devastating. The romantic equivalent of a participation trophy.