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The act of applying luxury skincare products with such reverence that it becomes a verb and a lifestyle choice. Born from the brand IJO, it's what people call their nightly routine when 'moisturizing' sounds too pedestrian. Essentially self-care rebranded for the Instagram era.
I agree with this post
i hate you so much right now
I just pissed myself
An acronym for 'I Hate Your Face,' deployed when someone has annoyed you to the point where even their physical presence is offensive. It's the digital-age equivalent of 'I can't even look at you right now,' but punchier.
i don't know how to spell
A famously misunderstood Alanis Morissette song from the '90s that sparked a thousand debates about what irony actually means (spoiler: most of the examples in the song aren't ironic, they're just unfortunate). The term has since become shorthand for the grammatical pedant's favorite complaint. Rain on your wedding day is just bad weather, folks.
A hostile, cold stare that could freeze lava, typically deployed when someone has seriously offended you or is in your personal space. The facial expression equivalent of a verbal threat. Master this and you'll never need to actually start a confrontation.
A concise two-word exit announcement that efficiently communicates your departure without getting trapped in the dreaded extended goodbye loop. Perfect for when you need to escape a conversation before someone starts telling you about their cousin's new cryptocurrency venture.
A nonsensical phrase deployed by the aggressively random to derail serious conversations or fill awkward silences. It's the verbal equivalent of holding up a spork, signaling peak early-2000s "random" humor.
The sanitized version of "shit" that emerged from radio-edited rap songs, now a standalone suffix or substitute curse word. When you want the impact of profanity without actually offending HR. Functions as both noun and versatile linguistic filler.