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Internet Relay Chat eXtension
The deliberate withholding of condolences for someone who died, typically reserved for people who were genuinely terrible humans. It's the polite way of saying "good riddance" at a funeral.
Optimists use IAG to mean "it's all good." This common slang phrase means roughly the same thing as "don't worry; everything's OK."
the particularly stupid, ideotic or bizzar actions/reasonings for things that only your friend(s) seem to have - a play on the word 'idiosyncrasy' meaning a particular or distinc behavior of an individual
A concise two-word exit announcement that efficiently communicates your departure without getting trapped in the dreaded extended goodbye loop. Perfect for when you need to escape a conversation before someone starts telling you about their cousin's new cryptocurrency venture.
Abbreviation for 'If I Recall Correctly,' the internet's way of hedging your bets when you're about 70% sure of something but don't want to get ratio'd if you're wrong. It's the digital equivalent of saying 'don't quote me on this' while definitely wanting to be quoted if you're right. A classic CYA maneuver in text form.
i dont really give a s**t
i hate you so f**king much
if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?
i love you like crazy
If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all
A playful way to say "I cannot" by substituting Kanye West's name for the verb, creating phrases like "I Kanye even" when you've hit your limit. It's the linguistic equivalent of throwing your hands up in defeat with extra celebrity flair.
A digital rabbit hole that promises five minutes of browsing but delivers three hours of doom-scrolling. The world's most effective time-devouring technology disguised as a productivity tool.
Someone who somehow manages to be both ignorant AND an anus—a particularly frustrating combination of stupidity and obnoxiousness that makes your brain cells want to retire.
Overly harsh, critical, or damaging in a way that severely wounds someone's ego or self-esteem through unnecessary cruelty. Not just a criticism—it's a personal attack designed to hurt.
An internet shorthand notation meaning 'insert sarcasm here'—a pre-emoji way to clarify that your tone-deaf text comment was obviously ironic and shouldn't be taken literally. Basically a tone indicator before tone indicators were cool.
A euphemism for being intoxicated or high, typically after consuming cannabis. The preferred term for those who want to discuss their altered state without being obvious.
Acronym for 'Indian Fact Genius,' a hilariously notorious Instagram account famous for posting poorly translated, dubious 'facts' that are technically false but entertaining. It gained mainstream recognition through roasts by YouTubers like Ryan Trahan and Danny Gonzalez.
A dismissive phrase indicating something or someone embodies misguided or cringey behavior, inspired by the HBO character Rue. Usually used when someone's aesthetic or attitude is authentically awkward.
Someone who's great at talking about doing things but never actually follows through. All hype, zero execution—the human equivalent of an empty promise.
An Arabic phrase meaning 'God willing' or 'if God is willing'—the spiritual equivalent of crossing your fingers, but with significantly more divine backup. Commonly used by Muslims and increasingly adopted in internet culture as a humorous hedge against uncertainty.
A name representing a girl who's genuinely kind and helpful but absolutely won't tolerate disrespect or nonsense. She's the rare combo of sweet but strong-willed—beautiful on the inside and outside.