No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
i love you like crazy
I didn't understand a thing you said
i love you like a fat kid loves cake
in my honest opinion
An acronym meaning 'I F***ed Your Mom Last Night,' deployed by internet trolls and middle schoolers who think they've achieved peak comedy. It's the digital equivalent of playground insults, except with less creativity.
in case you missed it
I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.
i hate you so f**king much
I just pissed myself
I love you like a best friend
I think that is fine
A made-up verb meaning to do whatever the heck you want without permission or supervision—basically the professional equivalent of playing hooky with authority.
I don't even give a f**k
I don't give a rat's ass
if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?
An internet shorthand notation meaning 'insert sarcasm here'—a pre-emoji way to clarify that your tone-deaf text comment was obviously ironic and shouldn't be taken literally. Basically a tone indicator before tone indicators were cool.
I Cant Keep My Eyes Off You
I know what you meant
I swear to f**king god
I don't know what you mean
in my very humble opinion
to be stuck in the hell hole of jury duty.
An acronym standing for 'Idiot Wrapped In a Moron'—a humorous but harsh way to describe someone who is acting exceptionally foolish or demonstrating remarkable stupidity.
I love you like a brother