No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
i love you so much it hurts
im sorry but you asked
I want to kill myself
The deliberate withholding of condolences for someone who died, typically reserved for people who were genuinely terrible humans. It's the polite way of saying "good riddance" at a funeral.
Voicing support for these classic delicacies, flavor of chocolate, lemon, apple, strawberry, etc. Not pumpkin though; it kinda sucks.
A hostile, cold stare that could freeze lava, typically deployed when someone has seriously offended you or is in your personal space. The facial expression equivalent of a verbal threat. Master this and you'll never need to actually start a confrontation.
Someone who somehow manages to be both ignorant AND an anus—a particularly frustrating combination of stupidity and obnoxiousness that makes your brain cells want to retire.
in case you missed it
im doing my homework
i just came on my keyboard
I love you like a best friend
in my honest opinion
i really don't give a f**k
if you know what I mean
In chat and text messages, ITYK typically stands for "I thought you knew." Your friends and family may use this acronym to express their surprise, when they realize you did not know about a significant event or piece of information.
Because saying IYQ out loud sounds like a child saying "I like you," you should use this acronym only with those who would be comfortable hearing you use baby talk. Notably, you may want to think twice before sending IYQ to a potential newGForBF.
to be stuck in the hell hole of jury duty.
A famously misunderstood Alanis Morissette song from the '90s that sparked a thousand debates about what irony actually means (spoiler: most of the examples in the song aren't ironic, they're just unfortunate). The term has since become shorthand for the grammatical pedant's favorite complaint. Rain on your wedding day is just bad weather, folks.
An internet shorthand notation meaning 'insert sarcasm here'—a pre-emoji way to clarify that your tone-deaf text comment was obviously ironic and shouldn't be taken literally. Basically a tone indicator before tone indicators were cool.
I don't even give a f**k
I don't know what you mean
I love you like a brother
in my very humble opinion
I really have to go to the bathroom