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Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
The magical transformation that occurs when a hangry person finally gets food and becomes tolerable again. A portmanteau of 'chonk' (eating heartily) and 'nonchalance,' describing that post-meal zen state where someone goes from raging monster to reasonable human. Scientists have yet to study this phenomenon, but spouses worldwide can confirm its existence.
TikTok's delightfully cynical term for the assembly-line bowl meals consumed by office workers who've convinced themselves that their $15 Sweetgreen salad is somehow different from everyone else's $15 Sweetgreen salad. It's not about the food—it's about the existential dread of conformity served in a compostable container. Bonus points if you eat it while staring dead-eyed at a spreadsheet.
A vintage expression describing a state of euphoric excitement or peak performance, suggesting you're running on premium fuel rather than fumes. Dating back to when gas stoves were considered superior to wood-burning, it implies you're operating at maximum efficiency. The culinary metaphor for being absolutely on fire (but in a good way).
Verb meaning to hide contraband in your pants' crotch area, exploiting the fact that police dogs sniffing that region appears completely normal. A clever if somewhat uncomfortable drug-concealment technique that relies on societal awkwardness about canine crotch-sniffing behavior. Your underwear becomes a smuggling compartment.
The act of sacrificing time/pleasure to help a woman. This can be done in all settings from the office to the bedroom.
Catgender jotaro is another word for: sexy, hot, funny, stylish
The virus that individuals contract in place of the 2019 novel Coronavirus (COVID-19). Coronabuyrus causes the infected individual to enter a place of business and purchase everything in stock, before other patrons have the opportunity to do so. The coronabuyrus can also cause an infected individual to spend far more than their means allow, while shopping online during quarantine.
Heatstroke affecting a person who is too cheap to install or turn on the air conditioning.
When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.
A nicer place then anywhere else in the UK. A minimum level of chavs, lots of fit girls, a great place to live. The main downside is the 'emmets' who come down with there chavvy mates on holiday.
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A comb-over is a hairstyle where a person combs their hair to the other side of their head. Often, the style is employed by a balding man attempting to hide his receding hairline.
Critical race theory (CRT) is an academic concept that focuses on how racism permeates social institutions, such as government, education, healthcare, and financial institutions. It contrasts with the idea that racism is confined to an individual's prejudice against another race.
Caracals are cats that can grow more then normal cats, also when you pet them they get agressive. Floppa was the one popularising caracals.
When someone brags by 'complaining' about something. We all know a person like that.
Scottish slang meaning to steal or pinch something, typically used in a cheeky rather than criminal context. The linguistic equivalent of a lighthearted heist, perfect for describing petty theft with a side of charm.
The immortal typo born from a Trump tweet that became internet legend, now meaning to have a stroke mid-post on social media. It's what happens when you start typing something confident and coherent but your brain short-circuits halfway through, leaving your followers to decode the wreckage. The word itself is a monument to the chaos of 3 AM phone usage.
The desperate act of extending your neck like a frantic poultry bird to reach something just barely out of range during a game or challenge. It's that last-ditch physical effort when you're too committed to give up but too lazy to actually move your whole body.
To engage in a physical fight, usually one-on-one or with a group. The 'fade' refers to the fading away of civility into combat mode.
Cry Baby Bridger Syndrome describes when an entitled person throws a dramatic tantrum upon being denied something, then proceeds to disrespect everyone and everything around them. Basically, adult toddler behavior.
Someone with an irrational and unwavering loyalty to one specific movie theater, viewing all others with suspicion and disdain. These cinema purists will drive an extra 30 minutes to their chosen temple of film rather than set foot in a perfectly good theater down the street. It's brand loyalty meets geographical snobbery, now with reclining seats.