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- The act of an extremely hateful Governor issues an Executive Order that removes legal protections for Homosexual Minorities, that ends up being that Governor undoing. - The act of willfully and thoughtlessly engaging in unprotected anal sex, then withdrawing to find a creamy mixture of seaman and human excrement on your genitals. Upon discovery of that mixture, the pair immediately begin vomiting across the already vile mess that has now dripped out onto the bedspread now created a slip and slide of filth they both slide around, eventually drowning in futile attempts to get out of the bed.
A portmanteau of 'bros' and 'alumni' referring to former fraternity brothers or college buddies who refuse to let graduation dampen their party lifestyle. They've left campus but campus culture hasn't left them. The guys at the tailgate who peaked in college and are totally fine with that.
A playful smack to the forehead with an open palm, typically administered to friends being ridiculous or saying something dumb. Think of it as physical punctuation for "are you serious right now?" Popular in the '90s and early 2000s before people got too worried about consent in friendly violence.
The time-honored tradition of talking in circles and avoiding the actual point you need to make. Instead of being direct, you're taking the scenic route through Vagueville, dropping hints and dancing around the topic like it's a conversational minefield. It's what happens when people are too polite, too scared, or too passive-aggressive to just spit it out.
A grievance or complaint, usually simmering beneath the surface like a slow-cooked stew of resentment. When you've got beef with someone, it's personal, it's real, and reconciliation requires more than an apology.
The strategic mention of a boyfriend that instantly vaporizes a guy's interest in talking to you—the conversational equivalent of a smoke bomb escape. Watching a dude's enthusiasm evaporate the moment those words leave her mouth is a sight to behold.
Unshakeable audacity bordering on absolute stupidity; the testicular fortitude that allows someone to walk a tightrope between skyscrapers without permission and somehow survive to brag about it.
brother i'd like to f**k
be my valentine please
A baseball term that refers to all the bases being occupied by a baserunner, which is a great opportunity to score runs for the hitting team; leads to a grand slam if the hitter hits aHR.
Blueprint is another way to say that something, or someone, is perfection. The term comes from actual blueprints, which are calculated designs used to build things.
The LoL and DotA maps consist of atop,mid, andbottomlane with a jungle area in between the top-mid lanes and mid-bottom lanes. The champions that play in the jungle area are calledjunglers.
Uma Thurman's vengeful protagonist from Kill Bill, whose name was cleverly foreshadowed by the "silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" reference. Now used as shorthand for someone on a single-minded revenge mission, systematically working through their hit list with martial arts prowess and a yellow tracksuit optional.
A lifestyle choice involving maximum comfort-seeking behavior: excessive eating, marathon Christmas movie sessions, and all-day sleeping regardless of season. The human embodiment of hibernation without the excuse of winter or being an actual bear. Peak performance is achieving all three simultaneously.
BEST FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
bunch of guys sitting around the table
but on the other hand
be right back my parents are watching over my shoulder
every thing is hot but her face
When you think something is brilliant, like a geniusmemeor a moving story, you can describe it as "brill." People often use it while texting or messaging online, but they may also say it aloud.
Some people have more famous aliases that they're BKA (better known as). For example, many online content creators are BK by their screen names and social media handles, rather than their real names. When talking about these creators, people may say they're BKA their online identity.
A hundred-dollar bill, because apparently "Benjamin Franklin" was too many syllables for people counting their cash. Named after the founding father gracing the C-note, this term is popular among those who like to sound casual about large denominations.
Slang term for marijuana flower, specifically the smokable parts of the cannabis plant. Not to be confused with your actual friends, though the two are often found together.
A brother figure bound by loyalty and shared values rather than blood—rooted in Rastafarian culture but adopted more widely to mean a trusted homie or spiritual sibling.