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The censorship sound that replaces profanity on broadcast television, creating the amusing effect of making sentences sound way worse than they probably are. Your brain automatically fills in the blanks, often with something more creative than what was actually said. A staple of reality TV and daytime talk shows.
A playful smack to the forehead with an open palm, typically administered to friends being ridiculous or saying something dumb. Think of it as physical punctuation for "are you serious right now?" Popular in the '90s and early 2000s before people got too worried about consent in friendly violence.
The practical financial framework of measuring purchases, savings, and expenses in units of beer rather than actual currency. A conversion system where "I saved $15" becomes "I saved three pints," making fiscal responsibility suddenly relatable to those who balance their budget in brewskis. The preferred accounting method of pub philosophers everywhere.
Describing someone who operates on another level, possessing exceptional qualities or tolerance that normal people lack. The explanation for when someone does something that should be impossible or inadvisable.
A dramatic escalation of 'I swear' that invokes eternal damnation as collateral for your truthfulness, popularized by reality TV royalty. When pinky promises aren't enough and you need to put your immortal soul on the line to prove you're not lying about who ate the last slice of pizza.
A cocky kid who plays baseball and thinks he's the shit.
Originally, in a season in which four full moons occurred, the blue moon was the third of these. In 1946, an error in the magazine *Sky and Telescope* led to the term referring to the second blue moon in a month. Today, the phrase 'blue moon' is used to refer to an event that happens quite rarely. Interestingly, by either of the definitions given above, it would ean something that occurs on average every 2.5 years.
when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.
a bitch ass motherfucker dosent have to be a woman.
An alcoholic beverage consisting of blueberry infused gin and club soda. It is sometimes garnished with frozen blueberries.
(Noun) When nature plots to deceive one or screw with ones mind, or otherwise displays quite an irony.
A side hoe Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.
be back in like five minutes
Best Friends forever
best friends for a while
Best Friends For Ever And Ever
best friends for life
but I could be wrong
but i still love you
Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch
be right back, i got to pee.
better than the original
been there, tried that
by the way i love you