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A meaningless utterance designed to express everything and nothing simultaneously, depending entirely on context, tone, and your willingness to leave people confused about what you just said.
A pathetic 20mph moped covered in stickers and flags, typically ridden by someone drastically overestimating their street credibility. The motorcycle equivalent of a participation trophy.
That surprisingly euphoric moment when you extract a booger attached to a long, elegant string of mucus from your nose—nature's little gift of joy and mild disgust. Bonus points if it has a tail measuring several inches.
The kind of backwards, illogical reasoning that only someone with a spectacular absence of critical thinking skills could construct; basically nonsense dressed up in pseudo-academic clothing.
A practitioner of the pseudoscientific belief that humans can sustain themselves on air, light, and "prana" (spiritual energy), thereby eliminating the inconvenient need for actual food. It's essentially what happens when wishful thinking meets biology and biology loses spectacularly.
Spanish slang for an idiot or chronic troublemaker—someone whose life is basically a series of self-inflicted disasters.
Slang for publicly embarrassing or humiliating someone—roasting them so thoroughly their social reputation takes collateral damage.
Someone (usually a guy) who is cute, loyal, sensitive, surprisingly skilled in intimate situations, but also desperately needs constant attention and validation to function.
Any day that feels stress-free and chill—no obligations, no drama, just pure relaxation vibes (regardless of the actual day of the week).
A directive to stop loitering and physically move your body in the direction of progress; the verbal equivalent of a productive shove toward productivity.
An indica-dominant cannabis strain notorious for powerful relaxation and triggering industrial-strength munchies—nature's nap button with side effects.
A devout Mount and Blade player pathologically obsessed with hoarding butter in their castles—a running joke from a gaming community that absolutely gets its priorities.
A hip-hop fan who gatekeeps music based purely on commercial status—rejecting anything mainstream on principle and only celebrating underground tracks for the underground cred, regardless of actual quality. The audio equivalent of shopping at niche stores just to seem alternative.
An acronym from a '90s cartoon meaning 'Butt Kicking Mode'—when someone's finally had enough of your nonsense and is about to hand you your ass. Maximum retaliation energy activated.
A late-night phone call to someone you're not dating but definitely wouldn't mind spending some very specific time with—romance optimized for the commitment-phobic.
Internet slang identifying someone who is bisexual but has a clear preference toward one gender; basically letting the world know 'I like multiple genders, but mostly this one.'
A derogatory term for someone who's acting foolish, annoying, or stupid—a playground-grade insult that somehow remains effective well into adulthood.
A South Korean girl group that's basically the Beatles of K-pop—they debuted in 2016 with massive hits like 'Whistle' and 'Boombayah' and subsequently broke every record for female Korean acts on Billboard, YouTube, and basically everywhere else. They're the squad that made 'Ice Cream' and proved the whole world watches them.
A sarcastic label announcing that the wearer is probably a dickhead; extra douchebag points awarded if worn backwards, especially while facing the sun as if to blind everyone with douchery.
A cheeky euphemism for getting intimate—your destination when chemistry and opportunity collide.
Hard liquor spelled with intentional misspelling (vodka, gin, cognac, etc.), making booze sound simultaneously dangerous and fun, as if the creative spelling mattered after three shots.
British slang for being dramatically dumped by your partner, often with the implied humiliation of having your belongings thrown out (literally in a bin bag). If getting dumped is bad, getting binbagged is getting dumped with maximum theatrical flair.
Lazy shorthand for 'babe,' 'baby,' or your significant other—peak millennial efficiency in a three-letter package. It's how you call your partner without actually pronouncing the full word.
The fine art of conning your way into something free or getting out of trouble through sheer audacity and creative lying. Mostly British slang for manipulating situations through charm, deception, or smooth-talking your way past reality.