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A meaningless utterance designed to express everything and nothing simultaneously, depending entirely on context, tone, and your willingness to leave people confused about what you just said.
An emphatic adverb meaning "extremely" or "very," deployed to add dramatic effect to complaints about weather, emotions, or how badly you regret your current life choices.
Any day that feels stress-free and chill—no obligations, no drama, just pure relaxation vibes (regardless of the actual day of the week).
A sarcastic label announcing that the wearer is probably a dickhead; extra douchebag points awarded if worn backwards, especially while facing the sun as if to blind everyone with douchery.
A pathetic 20mph moped covered in stickers and flags, typically ridden by someone drastically overestimating their street credibility. The motorcycle equivalent of a participation trophy.
Slang for publicly embarrassing or humiliating someone—roasting them so thoroughly their social reputation takes collateral damage.
A practitioner of the pseudoscientific belief that humans can sustain themselves on air, light, and "prana" (spiritual energy), thereby eliminating the inconvenient need for actual food. It's essentially what happens when wishful thinking meets biology and biology loses spectacularly.
A hip-hop fan who gatekeeps music based purely on commercial status—rejecting anything mainstream on principle and only celebrating underground tracks for the underground cred, regardless of actual quality. The audio equivalent of shopping at niche stores just to seem alternative.
The kind of backwards, illogical reasoning that only someone with a spectacular absence of critical thinking skills could construct; basically nonsense dressed up in pseudo-academic clothing.
A directive to stop loitering and physically move your body in the direction of progress; the verbal equivalent of a productive shove toward productivity.
An acronym from a '90s cartoon meaning 'Butt Kicking Mode'—when someone's finally had enough of your nonsense and is about to hand you your ass. Maximum retaliation energy activated.
An indica-dominant cannabis strain notorious for powerful relaxation and triggering industrial-strength munchies—nature's nap button with side effects.
Spanish slang for an idiot or chronic troublemaker—someone whose life is basically a series of self-inflicted disasters.
A cheeky euphemism for getting intimate—your destination when chemistry and opportunity collide.
A derogatory term for someone who's acting foolish, annoying, or stupid—a playground-grade insult that somehow remains effective well into adulthood.
Internet slang identifying someone who is bisexual but has a clear preference toward one gender; basically letting the world know 'I like multiple genders, but mostly this one.'
Someone (usually a guy) who is cute, loyal, sensitive, surprisingly skilled in intimate situations, but also desperately needs constant attention and validation to function.
A devout Mount and Blade player pathologically obsessed with hoarding butter in their castles—a running joke from a gaming community that absolutely gets its priorities.
A late-night phone call to someone you're not dating but definitely wouldn't mind spending some very specific time with—romance optimized for the commitment-phobic.