Publish or perish in the ivory tower of learning outcomes.
From Enid Blyton literature, slang for someone genuinely altruistic, selfless, and endlessly considerate of others—basically the golden retriever incarnate as a human.
The exclusive club of nobility and aristocracy—basically a fancy Rolodex of people with titles and way too much inherited wealth. It's both the group and the official record proving they're fancier than you.