probability

Definition

A mathematical concept describing how likely something is to happen, measured on a scale from 0 (ain't happening) to 1 (it's definitely happening). Useful for deciding whether you actually need that umbrella.

Example Usage

The probability of rain tomorrow is 80%, so maybe don't plan that outdoor picnic.

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