paper chase

Definition

The academic equivalent of collecting Pokémon cards—accumulating multiple advanced degrees you'll realistically only use one of, thereby proving you have either unlimited motivation or unlimited student loan capacity.

Example Usage

My friend got both an MBA and a law degree but works as a consultant; that's classic paper chase.

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