Publish or perish in the ivory tower of learning outcomes.
The radioactive silvery-grey metal (atomic number 92, symbol U) that's simultaneously humanity's worst idea and best answer to energy problems. This actinide series element powers nuclear reactors, weapons, and decades of geopolitical anxiety. It's the element that proved scientists could split atoms but perhaps never asked whether they should.
An educational framework providing multiple means of representation, engagement, and expression to accommodate diverse learners. It's accessibility as pedagogy, benefiting everyone by removing barriers before they're encountered.
When a program's expenses exceed its revenue, threatening its existence. Also accurately describes how faculty in those programs feel when administration starts circling with budget cuts.
An extinct giant cattle breed from the Holocene that made modern bulls look like appetizers. Archaeological proof that everything was bigger and angrier in the old days.
All of space, time, matter, and energy that exists; the totality of all galaxies, stars, and celestial bodies. In colloquial usage, one's personal world or social sphere.
The quality of being present everywhere at once or found almost everywhere simultaneously, referring to widespread presence or availability. This noun describes something so common or pervasive that it seems to exist in all places at all times.
A person who offers opinions or advice on matters far beyond their knowledge or expertise, stubbornly insisting on their correctness despite lacking qualification. It's a sophisticated term for someone who goes beyond their depth.
Present, appearing, or found everywhere at the same time; so common or widespread as to seem inescapable. Something ubiquitous saturates an environment to the point of becoming almost invisible due to its omnipresence.
The quality or state of being atypical or unusual for someone or something.
A sarcastic portmanteau describing a mediocre private university, usually located in the middle of nowhere, that caters primarily to athletes and nerds while neglecting everyone else. Despite charging premium tuition, students receive minimal support, subpar facilities, and the social atmosphere of a high school cafeteria.
School lore's grossest discovery: gum stuck to the underside of a desk, the even nastier sibling of ABC gum (already been chewed). It's a classroom fossil record, and somebody's decades-old pick-me-up is probably still up there. Nobody admits to chewing it, but everyone knows who did.