yorked

Definition

To be screwed over by a university's administrative incompetence or a professor's lack of basic communication, often for arbitrary or nonsensical reasons—basically getting bureaucratically demolished.

Example Usage

I got yorked by the registrar's office because they lost my transcript application, and now I can't graduate on time.

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