Definition

A theatrical stage direction commanding multiple actors to shuffle off into the wings, preferably with some dignity. Unlike its singular cousin 'exit,' this Latin plural signals that it's time for the whole gang to leave the building, making it the Shakespeare equivalent of 'everybody out!' Often seen right before intermission when directors need to clear the stage without making it awkward.

Example Usage

The stage direction read 'exeunt omnes,' which meant all twelve actors had to figure out how to exit through a single door without causing a traffic jam.

Source: Oxford English Dictionary via theater terminology

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