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What the hell is wrong with you

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Corporate slop bowl

TikTok's delightfully cynical term for the assembly-line bowl meals consumed by office workers who've convinced themselves that their $15 Sweetgreen salad is somehow different from everyone else's $15 Sweetgreen salad. It's not about the food—it's about the existential dread of conformity served in a compostable container. Bonus points if you eat it while staring dead-eyed at a spreadsheet.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
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Swag gap

The fashion chasm that exists when one half of a couple is serving looks while the other is serving "I gave up in 2015." This sartorial disparity often manifests at events where one partner is runway-ready and the other looks like they're about to mow the lawn. It's the visual representation of "opposites attract," except one opposite clearly has a stylist.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
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gfadh

go f**k a dead horse

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dumhed

The ironic misspelling of "dumbhead" that somehow makes the insult hit harder through its own stupidity. It's like calling someone an idiot while simultaneously demonstrating what one looks like—meta stupidity at its finest.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
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Hottie

A very attractive, sexy, beautiful woman. To men she is like kryptonite laced with Viagra.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
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Assholometer

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts. 1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response. 4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response. 6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

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