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The battery of tests a doctor orders to figure out what is wrong with you, ranging from blood draws to scans to questions about your lifestyle that make you wish you had eaten more vegetables. The medical version of a home inspection, except the home is your body and the inspector keeps finding things.

Example Usage

"My doctor ordered a full workup, which involved enough blood draws to make me question whether she was diagnosing me or starting a vampire collection."

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radiograph

The official term for an X-ray image, because 'radiograph' sounds more professional than 'bone selfie.' It's a photograph created using radiation instead of light, revealing your skeleton and internal structures in ghostly black-and-white glory. Dentists show you these to justify expensive procedures; doctors use them to confirm you definitely broke something.

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The evolutionary process by which new species emerge, usually when populations get separated long enough to develop incompatible dating preferences. This biological phenomenon explains why Darwin's finches have different beaks and why your family reunions get weirder the more distant the relatives. In chemistry, it's about determining which molecular species are present, which is somehow less dramatic.

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radioscopy

The old-school term for examining objects using X-rays, now generally called radiology by people who graduated medical school after 1950. It's the medical practice of shooting radiation through your body to see what's broken, diseased, or shouldn't be there. Essentially, it's photography for your skeleton and organs.

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pathological

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