Asymptomatic

Definition

Having a disease or condition without showing any symptoms. The medical equivalent of finding out your house is on fire after the fact.

Example Usage

The patient's asymptomatic bacteriuria didn't require treatment since no UTI symptoms were present.

Origin

From Greek 'a' (without) and 'symptoma' (sign/symptom)

Fun Fact

Many serious conditions (hypertension, high cholesterol, diabetes) are asymptomatic until they cause major damage. Sneaky and dangerous.

Source: Clinical Medicine Standards

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