versatile

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Definition

The resume buzzword that means you're willing to do literally anything because you're desperate to seem valuable. Describes someone who can competently juggle multiple tasks, though 'competently' is doing some heavy lifting here. The corporate equivalent of a Swiss Army knife, except you're the knife and your employer keeps finding new things to cut.

Example Usage

Her LinkedIn profile described her as 'versatile,' which translated to covering for three departments simultaneously.

Source: Common HR terminology

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