double sat

Definition

When a server gets two tables seated in their section simultaneously, causing instant panic about whose drinks to get first. The scheduling coincidence that tests time management and prioritization skills.

Example Usage

"I just got double sat and neither table has water yet!"

Origin

Front-of-house terminology describing simultaneous table assignments

Fun Fact

Strategic hosts use double-sitting to either help or punish servers, wielding terrifying power over tip earnings.

Source: Restaurant service terminology

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