utility

Definition

In economics, the theoretical measure of how much satisfaction or pleasure you get from consuming something—because apparently human happiness is quantifiable and totally rational. Economists invented "marginal utility" to explain why that fifth pizza slice disappoints compared to the first, and why billionaires mysteriously remain unsatisfied after their 847th purchase. It's the jargon that explains wealth without solving unhappiness.

Example Usage

The utility of that fifth espresso nosedives the moment you start vibrating at the frequency of a hummingbird.

Source: Economics terminology, Merriam-Webster

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