drawdown

Definition

The uncomfortable moment when your investment portfolio decides to take an unscheduled vacation to lower valuations, or when you deliberately deplete resources like troops, funds, or your emergency whiskey stash. In finance, it's the peak-to-trough decline that makes investors question all their life choices. Essentially, it's the distance between 'I'm a genius' and 'I should have bought bonds.'

Example Usage

The fund experienced a 30% drawdown during the market crash, prompting investors to spam their advisor's phone.

Source: Common finance and military terminology

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