Trump armor

Definition

High-end business attire consisting of an expensive dark suit, power tie, and impeccably styled hair—the ultimate power-dressing uniform for boardrooms, galas, and anyone wanting to look unquestionably corporate.

Example Usage

Now that I'm working in finance, I ditched my casual wardrobe for some Trump armor—nothing says 'I mean business' like an Armani suit.

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