Definition

A catalog, register, or inventory of items; the foundation of every startup that promises to 'organize all your data.' Also what project managers obsessively update while pretending it controls chaos.

Example Usage

I created a master list of all client contacts and updated it exactly once before it became obsolete.

Source: Business and organizational management terminology

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