Testosterone

Definition

An anabolic hormone responsible for muscle growth, strength, and confidence—what every gym bro pretends they have elevated levels of.

Example Usage

Resistance training naturally increases testosterone production.

Origin

Identified in 1935, central to understanding muscle growth

Fun Fact

Testosterone levels peak about 48 hours after intense resistance training, which is why recovery matters.

Source: Exercise Physiology and Endocrinology

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