Burpee

Definition

An exercise invented by someone who clearly hated humanity, combining a squat, push-up, and jump into one movement that makes you question every life choice that led you to this moment. Named after Royal Burpee, a physiologist with a suspiciously villainous-sounding name.

Example Usage

"My trainer said we'd do just ten burpees, which sounded easy until burpee number three when I saw my life flash before my eyes and it was mostly just me doing more burpees."

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